Guest Etch Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I could talk for hours about how bed is pretty much the best thing ever. So I decided to start a thread. Points to cover. ➤ Bed sheets (Design/quality/stains) ➤ Bed Fashion/Pajamas (Iain?)- Nighttime Headwear (Cowboy hat/Night Cap?) ➤ Style of Bed (Crack matress/Four Poster/Water/Automated reclining granny bed) ➤ Pillows (How many? Posture Pillows? Best pillow stuffing?) ➤ Size of bed. ➤ Sleeping positions (Fetal? Corpse? Starfish? Ball? Standing?) ➤ Bedside tables. (Contents/Lighting reccomendations/Literature) ➤ What is under your bed? ➤ Bedtime listening (Solutions/Advice) ➤ Making the bed ➤ Bed ftw? ➤ Bed Etiquette ➤ Computers in bed (A step too far?) ➤ Alarm Clocks ➤ Changing the sheets (How often?) ➤ Personal Experiences (Pissing, Shitting, Fucking, Horses etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I like being in bed in the doggystyle position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 spring free ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Vampire position ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My mattress was free and sucks. I have a really nice one but it's in North Berwick, Maine. When I moved to California my friend that I was moving with was supposed to get a U-Haul but that plan fell through and he left it at his mom's house. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My bed is 100% ridiculous. It consists of a thin, beat up mattress with a bunch of crushed springs. No boxspring. Then there's a ripped up Tempurpedic layover on top of that, given to me out of pity by a friend. Then I have one more spongy thing thrown on top of that, but it only goes about 3/4 of the way down the bed and I'm 6 ft. 3. My sheets are stained with my ex's period blood. I have no comforter, just sheets and sometimes a $5 bright pink Korean styled blanket. I have a boyfriend pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ➤ I use plain blue bedsheets and a plaid comforter on top ➤ Plaid pants and a plain white t-shirt ➤ Twin bed, normal matress ➤ Two pillows and one of those small super-fluffy pillows ➤ Twin bed ➤ On my back when i listen to music, on my side (slightly curled up) to go to sleep ➤ Nightstand for my alarm clock, loose change, cell phone/ipod, and lamp ➤ Lots of dust and loose snacks (skittles, m&ms, cheetos) are under my bed ➤ I like to listen to Gas before I go to bed ➤ I rarely make my bed unless someone is coming over ➤ Bed is definitely ftw ➤ I have a laptop but I hardly use it in bed ➤ I use a two year-old iHome so I can wake up to Merzbow ➤ I change sheets every few months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My bed is 100% ridiculous. It consists of a thin, beat up mattress with a bunch of crushed springs. No boxspring. Then there's a ripped up Tempurpedic layover on top of that, given to me out of pity by a friend. Then I have one more spongy thing thrown on top of that, but it only goes about 3/4 of the way down the bed and I'm 6 ft. 3. My sheets are stained with my ex's period blood. I have no comforter, just sheets and sometimes a $5 bright pink Korean styled blanket. I have a boyfriend pillow. One of my roommates uses three futon mattresses as her bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 i just changed my sheets listening to pet sounds tonight while i go to sleep i listen to my vinyl and not cd or ipod have a small purple bookcase next to it which the few graphic novels i own on it bed is in the corner queen size not squeaky which is nice two pillows, one soft, one hard always sleep on my side, i feel uncomfortable on back or stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ➤ Just some cheap sheets, brown/cream/beige colour to hide shit/cum stains etc. ➤ I tend to sleep naked, sometimes I nap and doze in my clothes ➤ Standard cheap single bed ➤ I have two pillows, but I often have them side by side and slightly up the wall. I used to love duck feather pillows but these days I'm happy enough with foam. ➤ It's quite a small bed ➤ I generally sleep on my side. ➤ I use a suitcase as bedside table. It currently has sat on it: some Jacobs cream crackers, a tube of Smarties, a knife, my phone, a set of dominoes, my ipod, cigarettes (Dunhills), and a copy of Why Bother? the Peter Cook/Chris Morris collaberation ➤ There is fuck all under my bed ➤ I tend not to listen to too much music in bed these days. ➤ I don't make the bed every day. Oops! ➤ Bed ftw. ➤ It's acceptable etiquette to sniff your own farts under the cover. ➤ Computers in bed stink. I can see my desk from my bed. ➤ My phone's my alarm clock ➤ Changing the sheets (How often?) - not often enough ➤ As a personal experience, the other day I woke up with a jolt with my body pressed right up against the wall, it was as if I had awaken myself by walking, on my side, into the wall. This was a post about bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ➤ Bed sheets (Design/quality/stains) - black satin - red velvet bed skirt - black mirco suede down comforter ➤ Bed Fashion/Pajamas (Iain?)- Nighttime Headwear (Cowboy hat/Night Cap?) - no pjs, black eye mask ➤ Style of Bed (Crack matress/Four Poster/Water/Automated reclining granny bed) - matress on box spring on metal frame ➤ Pillows (How many? Posture Pillows? Best pillow stuffing?) - one thin ass pillow and another for my cat to sleep on, whne i am watching a movie i use one of those pillow thingies that has like a back and two arm rests ➤ Size of bed. - it's either a full or a queen ➤ Sleeping positions (Fetal? Corpse? Starfish? Ball? Standing?) - on tummy or fetal ➤ Bedside tables. (Contents/Lighting reccomendations/Literature) - one little bedside table with one drawer stuffed with vibrators and lube. on top, one lamp, alarm clock, plushy zombie and usually a drink w/ straw ➤ What is under your bed? - my kimono collection ➤ Bedtime listening (Solutions/Advice) - i watch about 30mins of w/e movie i have gotten from netflicks ➤ Making the bed -not made ➤ Bed ftw? - best thing ever ➤ Bed Etiquette - i toss and turn all night and have to pee alot so i sleep on w/e side has the easiest access to the door ➤ Computers in bed (A step too far?) - yes and no ➤ Alarm Clocks - digital, double alarm, one goes off three hours before i need to get up, the other goes off right when i need to get up. ➤ Changing the sheets (How often?) - wash then once every two weeks? i shower BEFORE i go to bed. ➤ Personal Experiences (Pissing, Shitting, Fucking, Horses etc) - lots of fucking and self pleasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My bed is 100% ridiculous. It consists of a thin, beat up mattress with a bunch of crushed springs. No boxspring. Then there's a ripped up Tempurpedic layover on top of that, given to me out of pity by a friend. Then I have one more spongy thing thrown on top of that, but it only goes about 3/4 of the way down the bed and I'm 6 ft. 3. My sheets are stained with my ex's period blood. I have no comforter, just sheets and sometimes a $5 bright pink Korean styled blanket. I have a boyfriend pillow. One of my roommates uses three futon mattresses as her bed. My kind of woman! I wanna push my bed together with hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J3FF3R00 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 there is nothing I want more than a fancy mattress but I just can't afford it yet. My gf and I have shared a cheap, full size Ikea mattress with no box-spring for 6 years. I wake up sore and stiff almost every morning. It doesn't bother her so much because she is very skinny. I'm trim, but I have wide shoulders so it fucks my back. I've thought about getting one of those memory foam mattress toppers in the interim because they are only $100 or so if you get them from overstock. I wish I would have plunged and spent twice the amount initially and just gotten a dandy. Would have been a great investment. We alternate sheets. My favorite are the fancier ones or the ones my mom had from before I was born. 300 thread count makes a noticeable difference but sometimes nothing feels better than the ones that have been softened for 30+ years. I'll keep you posted when I eventually get a new mattress. Any recommendations (for a mattress or a topper)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyb Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ➤ pretty standard design had since i was ~12, feather inner ➤ underwear and generic sleeping shirt ➤ single slat style bed held up by turntable roadcases ➤ 1 pillow hard as fuck feather filled ➤ single ➤ fetal sleeping position ➤ 1 bedside table, contain random reading material, lamp and speaker on top ➤ under my bed are a few cardboard boxes one of which houses my smoking implements and devices ➤ always listen to music before bed ➤ i only make the bed before i get in it ➤ Bed ftw ➤ i have good bed etiquette ➤ no computers in bed ➤ 5 alarms on my phone to get me up ➤ i change the sheet when they start to smell ➤ not many experiences have been had on this particular bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My bed is 100% ridiculous. It consists of a thin, beat up mattress with a bunch of crushed springs. No boxspring. Then there's a ripped up Tempurpedic layover on top of that, given to me out of pity by a friend. Then I have one more spongy thing thrown on top of that, but it only goes about 3/4 of the way down the bed and I'm 6 ft. 3. My sheets are stained with my ex's period blood. I have no comforter, just sheets and sometimes a $5 bright pink Korean styled blanket. I have a boyfriend pillow. One of my roommates uses three futon mattresses as her bed. My kind of woman! I wanna push my bed together with hers. She'll be single in like three days if you want to make the trip :clover: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ffs. spent ages writing out mine and my gfs and button stuck and lost the whole thing. basically mine is pretty normal thick wooden frame with nice dark brown feathered cotton. average big double bed. it (used to, as of last weekend all changed) have contents of days pockets on bedside table, along with smoking/drug paraphernalia, big lamp. bed ftw. cum stains all over it due to fucking. fetal. hers is fahookin massive. at least 1/3 bigger than mine sideways. probably expensive white feathered cotton. bedside table is a shrine, contains lube/vibrators, odds and ends, makeup, drugs such as valium and viagra. bed ftw. cum stains, blood stains, urine stains. fetal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 i adore my bed. a solid 160cm wide mattress on the floor, double buckwheat pillows. favourite position: her on top (i like to see her body move and twist, i love to hold her hands for support), for sleeping: all over the bed on her thighs a lullaby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 bed is incredible - my bed right now is pretty much falling apart and giving my back a bit of trouble :unhappy: but bed is sweet, so warm. i have a thick as double-layered duvet. mm bed i wish i hadn't bothered getting up today now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ➤ Pillow mites (favorites/stories?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 queen size bed with minimal frame and a custom headboard with laminated graphics and a goose feather down comforter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Pimp. You must be married. lol @ 'laminated graphics' Does that mean you've got glossy Autechre cover art on your headboard or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 She'll be single in like three days if you want to make the trip :clover: Eh, she's probably going to want a guy with a nicer bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 My sheets are stained with there should be some kind of support group for dudes like us. it's a pretty weird way to remember a relationship. edit: i need to get a futon so i can start properly sleeping on my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 This chart is missing the "sphynx" position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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