essines Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i get hiccups like once every six months. any more and i'd kill my shit. fuck hiccups so hard. so uncomfortable and annoying. how do i get rid of them? i can't take this shit. i can't even sleep em off. jesus hiccups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Did you know there was a man who had hiccups for more than two years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 i don't care cause he's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Eat a tablespoon of honey and breathe into a paper bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 i'm diabetic and allergic to wood fibres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Shit, didn't know man. That's the only trick I know, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 My grandma's trick: lay on your stomach with you arms and legs stretched out like an x and raise your hands and feet as high as you can toward the sky and hold it for as long as you can. If that doesn't work, try this. Think of a purple dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Drinking a large glass of ocean water does the trick for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 hiccups are a symptom from being a huge fag. stop being a fag. fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 A few years ago, I had a really bad attack which started on the way home from a club at about 3am. It lasted all the way home in the taxi, and for much longer. I was getting stoned in my room in addition to already being really pissed, and I began getting dizzy and paranoid! I managed to read about hiccups on Wikipedia and found out that the longest case lasted almost seventy years. They had been going on for a couple of hours now and I was beginning to freak out! In my panic I felt something stirring in my guts. All of a sudden, the urge to shit overwhelmed my consciouness and I stagger-stomped to the waiting toilet, where I unloaded a monstrous log of such girth that you'd never believe it came out of a delicate creature like me. It was a few minutes of sighing relief before I realised - taking a huge shit had cured my hiccups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 For the last few years I've developed some weird condition where I never get a proper long bout of the hiccups, but I get maybe one or two hiccups every day. To be honest I prefer it this way ! (I found out recently that someone at work has exactly the same thing, what are the chances !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 it's a spasm in your throught so you have to relax it what works for me is drinking upside down while holding my breath try and hold it for as long as you can after swallowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Hold your breath for as long as you can. Or (i'm not sure about this one, but it works on my grandma) have someone scare the shit out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 its all about re/de-oxygenating your blood, or something. hold your breath for 30 seconds breathe all the air in lungs out, until you cant breathe out anymore then don't breathe in for another 30 seconds, or as long as you can manage. this method is like an A-Bomb for hiccups edit: don't die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i get hiccups when i drink something cold... like the first sip of an ice cold beer. i got it from my father who got it from my grandmother so it seems to be a family thing.. very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i hiccup when i eat certain types of chilli, it's weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Aren't hiccups due to alcohol, like in cartoons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 drink whisky until they go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 press on your forehead just above your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 squirt pure lemon juice under your tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 i get hiccups like once every 5 years so this shit is whack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Dialysis patients that eat starfruit get hiccups and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overand Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I don't think this works over the internet but in real life if you meet someone with hiccups and you ask them their middle name 8/10 times the hiccups will stop. I don't know why, I think it resets your brain or something but fuck it it works. Of course, it doesn't work if you know it's coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Put some water in your mouth, look downward, swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 i did the whiskey thing and i don't remember what happened but i no longer have hiccups. fuck hiccups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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