Salvatorin Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Viewing the contraption from afar is like viewing a hyperbolic megalopolis in 4-dimensional space. It exists as a living, breathing mechanism in its own self-regulated void. As you near it you are nudged into a stream of nanobots by long mechanized tendrils, these small particles successively eat away your skin, muscles, and bones, leaving nothing but your bare nervous system, which they then assume onto a holographic circuit board. You are rushed to a small box which covers the holographic you in a quantum slime to hold your integrity for your entrance into...the construct. A beep signifies full preparation for entrance, and then abruptly a vacuum sucks you into "it". After a warp-drive ride through the sloan great wall, you are accosted by quadrillions of purple gears forming a hyperspherical dome around you, each beaming a bolt of lime-green electricity towards you, fundamentally charging you with all the conscious energy in the multiversal filament. Each turn of the gear causes a mini big bang which you then collapse with a crunch and send back to them with quick efficiency. This cycle increases exponentially until you reach the final cycle concluding the process with a very handsome utterance of planck time. You are then graciously led back out of the construct, all units conscious energy giving you a hardy "thank you" as you return back home, and get a Dr. Pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 n1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 fitting. also: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 woah dude check out my hands, they're huge oh wait dude you're melting duuuude my pizza is talking to me maaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 funny you mention "purple and green"... i ate some lucky charms the other day, took a shit a few hours later and my shit was basically purple and green swirls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 surely there is some hippy drugs forum better suited to salvatorin's inane ramblings....don't get me wrong, i used to enjoy acid as much as the next man (too old now though), but i just find salvatorin's posts vaguely annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 funny you mention "purple and green"... i ate some lucky charms the other day, took a shit a few hours later and my shit was basically purple and green swirls! GMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i've always wanted to be zapped into a computer like that guy in tron. figure it'd be even heavier than acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :) for references see this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't even need to ingest things to that album, the sounds alone are enough to spark wild fantasies such as this one...everyone, BUY THAT ALBUM, ITS FUCKING AMAZING. Also, if anyone caught the reference to the sloan great wall, then kudos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :) for references see this how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :) for references see this how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended! this is true, it's the only website i could link directly to a preview track from. I have never purchased mp3s from them and i don't recommend you do either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 WHO GAVE YOU MY PHOTO?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :) for references see this how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended! this is true, it's the only website i could link directly to a preview track from. I have never purchased mp3s from them and i don't recommend you do either i also just noticed your stuff is on emusic. how much do you get from that? it seems so ridiculously miniscule considering subscription is $70 per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 fitting. that rocket was fucking awesome. if only it didn't keep blowing up. н1-л3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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