keltoi Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 eat the shit out of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 meet her in the changing-room. naked like a worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You need to grab her right back, see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Depends on what the age of consent is where you are...otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 how to spot a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Report her to the authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 how to spot a virgin fondling LUDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 ok some good advice in here thanks guys. i think i'm gonna play it pretty cool at teh dojo on saturday and make like nothing happened. chances are we won't be paired again up during the session anyway. afterwards i'll convince her to share a hot chocolate with me by the vending machine in the foyer. then when it seems everyone else has left, i'll get her out in the back car park for some reason... i dunno, maybe i'll tell her i have some cool spare ninja tabi boots in the back of my van that might fit her. if i work on my guarded cross choke between now and then i reckon i have a good chance of grappling her into the back of the van where i can deal a swift 1 2 chudan zuki to her abdomen. this should wind her for long enough to get my tanden all nice and kiritsu before getting her into a horizontal shiko dachi and adopting a seiza before i uchi her in the kyusho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 grab her dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 grab her dick good advice thanks theSun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 uchi her in the kyusho. I think I'm going to start saying this phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 grab her dick good advice thanks theSun np LUDD be sure to post chapter 2 of this epic saga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you. how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh HAHAHAHA TRHAT SHIT IS PRICELES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY LETS SAY IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *FALLOUS OUT OF CHAIR INTO LAVA* OPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 This seemed more like a lion post. anyhow, if shes 15 then her parents are bound to be about somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 So that's what paedobear is about. Unless I missed a meme in my absence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 ignore her completely. it'll drive her crazy and she'll come to you. how old is ludd? if i remember right he has a big old beard and is nordic. looks about 28 and is gay. so *shrug* He's twelve. This is the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 my favorite part about this one is the "penus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Put a dildo in your pants next to your cock and then spar with her again and she will get either really confused or really intrigued or maybe a bit of both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 use some hokuto shinken and nanto seiken on her labia menorahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls yeeeeeeeee.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xellos Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 go meet a real woman you coward, that or you wanna fuck a 15 year old...i dont know which one it is no way. my penus is too small for teh real ladies. plus i hope if she has not seen a penus before then she wont know that all the scabs are not normal i made a song to capture the way she make me feel in my balls yeeeeeeeee.mp3 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 does the thread where lion did custom threats for everyone still exist? i think mine was "i'd touch you with the jab and you'd be stumbling down queer street, from my weakest punch" whaaaaaaaat dude, that's fucking awesome, i wish i would have posted in that thread now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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