perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 i just got home from my jiu jitsu class. now, im in a beginner class and there are other guys in their 20s and 30s along with me but tonight there was a girl that couldnt have been older than 15 (I could tell because of her belt color) and shes pretty fucking cute. She had pigtails and pretty big tits (I could see under her gi at some points) we all split up and practice passing guard etc and after a few reps each we switch partners... it so happened that when I got around to practicing with her we go into sparring so we starting sparring and im in her guard. Eventually I work an armbar and I get a really sloppy armbar and her hand ends up right on my cock... for a split second i thought i would try and slide down to get a better position on it but I realized she wasn't even trying to fight it off... she just let her hand sit right on my cock.... still not knowing what to do, she decides to grab a handful of my junk in a way I could only describe as sexy.... i let this go on for about 3 more seconds and i finally let go and we restart position after practice she gave me this real funny look... what do I do WATMM? next practice is saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh HAHAHAHA TRHAT SHIT IS PRICELES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY LETS SAY IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *FALLOUS OUT OF CHAIR INTO LAVA* OPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Grab her butt then her boobs then leave flowers with a note in her office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 did you give lion your logins luddite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 she was just checking to make sure you were a dude. I am sure she was shocked as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 15 you said? you know what you must do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 she was just checking to make sure you were a dude. I am sure she was shocked as well. not as shocked as your mom when she picks you up from ER and sees what i did to your face with my advancing choku zuki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 did ya give her the ol' "one-two" i showed ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You have to kiss her in the middle of your next match. She wants it. I'm sure she won't kick you in the crotch in front of the entire class and end with a stern talking to from your sensei, coach, or whatever you want to call the guy that yells insults at you until you produce results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 does the thread where lion did custom threats for everyone still exist? i think mine was "i'd touch you with the jab and you'd be stumbling down queer street, from my weakest punch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 does the thread where lion did custom threats for everyone still exist? i think mine was "i'd touch you with the jab and you'd be stumbling down queer street, from my weakest punch" that was one of my alltime favourite WATMM posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 i have just accidently poked a cigarette burn on the end of my nose with my hand after having a poo and not washing my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 hey you're the guy with the vodka shit story, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 no. your the guy with the lame name/avatar/sig combo right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 what is in your avvy? i've always wondered oh and your name too. what's wrong with grainy black and white richard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 little my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 fuck her and then get in big shit for throwing a damp towel/her clothing on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 so you say she's 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 if you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Why'd you let go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Probably desperate for validation from older men. Go for it. ps. 15 is legal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 15 is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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