Guest assegai Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 To kick if it off, here's the bit of them pushing a Bugatti Veyron to it's top speed (253.5 mph). http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=467_1239596792 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Top Gear is totally ruined by the 3 faggots who are presenting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul8088 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 no, it is not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Yeah, loved it in the tunnels under the peoples palace. The Dacia Sandero is an awesome car, thats a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Richard Hammond is a truly remarkable person. How he manages to be even more loathsome and obnoxious than Clarkson is a truly incredible feat of cuntishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I really admire a nice cunt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 used to like it but now I can't stomach those twerps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Hammond is a bug-eyed fuckwad with no discerning talents and an inflated ego. I'd love to see someone shit down his throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Clarkson annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 they are british you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 ..........in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Top Gear is totally ruined by the 3 faggots who are presenting it. Yes, I've discussed this before. I've gone off Top Gear since they've become so self-aware. Global popularity has most certainly gone to their heads and affected the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 one of the best shows on TV really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The fake shit is what bothers me. Charlie Brooker highlighted it well in Screenwipe, where they "accidentally" burn a caravan down. That and I don't like the presenters. And I couldn't give a shit about cars. And I don't watch TV either really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 if you don't like cars or care about them you should probably turn it off anyway.. as you won't understand their enthusiasm. it really is one of the best shows on TV. i think it's hilarious how they joke with each other- it's all from the competitive spirit of racing. it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining if the host wasn't a professional douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Nah I get it, I don't even mind the show really. Watched it with my ex a lot. As douchebaggish as they are, they're good presenters. Just don't understand how you can turn Dave on (as in the TV channel, not some bloke) and they have about 10 episode marathons. Proper sleephouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Richard Hammond is a truly remarkable person. How he manages to be even more loathsome and obnoxious than Clarkson is a truly incredible feat of cuntishness. Hammond is a bug-eyed fuckwad with no discerning talents and an inflated ego. I'd love to see someone shit down his throat. Clarkson annoys me James May FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 No, no, no, no, no, it musn't work like that. Hammond is the most annoying fucking bastard ever shat into creation, Clarkson is an outspoken wank, May stays out of the firing line because he is so fucking aloof and affable, but he's as much a part of the cringefest as the other two. Really hope to see James May skinned alive within the next two years. When you put the 3 of them in a room together it is the most nauseating experience for the television viewer. The fake/rehearsed/scripted banter between them is the king of cringe. If Clarkson presented this on his own it would be bearable. At the moment, the segments of the show where the 3 of them interact with eachother are fucking unwatchable unless you're a public school educated fucking faggot where these kind of exchanges "are the norm". A complete waste of some loveely cars. Now burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 used to like it but now I can't stomach those twerps yeah .. recycling the same style of stunts in an evermore self defeating death spiral for the series ... on the plus side they have hot cars ;-] ... shame that they keep knocking french cars ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 May stays out of the firing line because he is so fucking aloof and affable, but he's as much a part of the cringefest as the other two. Yeah, did you see the series he made with Oz Clark on wine, with May quite obviously pretending to be oblivious to the merits of wine. Which was to mine a vein of sympathetic intrest within the common british man. Then of course May is through the course of the series won round by Clark's illustrations, prodding and countless boozy sessions. This kind of cynical production fakery is beyond contempt. Muthafuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 They all have old women hair now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 that advert where hammond is gliding round a supermarket in his floppy necked oatmeal jumper, hair flapping around like a fucking loreal advert, with his twinkling smug black eyes.... argh it makes me want to smash up my television again (if i still had one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 they're mad cuz Clarkson called Romania Borat town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 It is a ground breaking show in that it is very stylized with nice photography but yeah, the hosts have gotten on my nerves. I like James May enough I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 It is a ground breaking show in that it is very stylized with nice photography LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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