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there's something about pizza... unlike any other food... just the mere mention of it makes me want to order one.

Totally. If it wasn't Valentine's, I would be ordering some after work.

 

dude. heart-shaped doughballs.

 

heart-shaped doughballs and no one to share them with :cerious:

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i had to order a pizza. fucking thread

pepperoni all over, green pepper /onions left, sausage/pineapple(lol) on the right. i meant to get bacon instead of pepperoni but i collaborated on the order and lost creative control.

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man, there is a cheese pie by me, the reservoir tavern, it is heavenly. margarita pie. plum tomato sauce, cheese, garlic and fresh basil. i would put it up against any pizza around.

 

they also have a tomato, garlic, bacon and potato pie that i have actually rubbed my penis on.

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i had pineapple and ham pizza once and it was in this little greek restaurant a block away from the beach in clearwater, fl. they had a big sign that said "best pizza in town!" and i even asked the waitress if their pizza was good and she said it was.

 

it was terrible and i've never forgiven them.

 

edit: also, my b/f and i ordered cheesy bread to go with the pizza. it was literally cheese melted over a slice of bread--like something that stoners cook up in the microwave at home when they have nothing else left to eat. seriously, i don't know how that place had any business.

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because it's the best pizza in town! (drug front)

a lot of my friends order from this local mom/pop pizza place religiously, and it tastes like unseasoned tomato paste, on uncooked dough, with that fake cheese that turns to plastic when you try to melt it. (drug front)

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i had pineapple and ham pizza once and it was in this little greek restaurant a block away from the beach in clearwater, fl. they had a big sign that said "best pizza in town!" and i even asked the waitress if their pizza was good and she said it was.

 

it was terrible and i've never forgiven them.

 

edit: also, my b/f and i ordered cheesy bread to go with the pizza. it was literally cheese melted over a slice of bread--like something that stoners cook up in the microwave at home when they have nothing else left to eat. seriously, i don't know how that place had any business.

 

Greek food is often delightful; Greek pizza is universally terrible.

 

Fun fact; if it says "house of pizza" (at least in New England), it's code for Greek pizza place, and you should just order the gyros.

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I'm relieved to know that some Greek pizza lives up to the level of goodness set by the rest of Greek food (even if it requires a hike to Ottawa)!

 

All the Greek pizza in Northeastern Massachusetts where I grew up had this hard, dense, incredibly oily and yet oddly dry crust and the worst quality cheeses. Eating that stuff regularly was soul-crushing.

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on a similar note, i recently ate a turkish pizza (lahmacun) and it had cheese on it! terrible!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahmacun

 

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I know a bunch of Armenians that swear Lahmacun is Armenian pizza and not Turkish pizza and they'd flip out right now even though they secretly visit Turkey every 3 years.

 

I usually have to say "I don't really give a shit, it's not pizza, stick 6 of them in my mouf right now."

 

/cool story bro

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they have mashed potato pizza here in new haven, it's pretty fuckin good

New Haven as in Sally's and shitty Pepe's New Haven?

 

.. Assuming you havent moved since 06

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on a similar note, i recently ate a turkish pizza (lahmacun) and it had cheese on it! terrible!

 

I know a bunch of Armenians that swear Lahmacun is Armenian pizza and not Turkish pizza and they'd flip out right now even though they secretly visit Turkey every 3 years.

 

I usually have to say "I don't really give a shit, it's not pizza, stick 6 of them in my mouf right now."

 

word. Levant pizza, bishes. there's plenty of offensive names in food that have stuck nonetheless..

 

this dutch cake, for example, is called a Moorkop, which translates to Moor's Head:

 

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supposedly named after the Moors, or Berber people in old Maroc. it's pretty explicit, right?

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