Guest iep Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Fuck breadsticks. crusty, dried up and pre-packaged. dime a dozen, literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Whenever I see a breadstick I think about ramming it through the eyeball of the guy who made the breadstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 I think the most disappointed I've ever felt is when I've opened a pizza box from Pepe's in New Haven and it was just a cheese pizza. It's like ascending to heaven and all they do is just give you a pair of socks, shake your hand, and say thanks for believing in Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 i'd hate to be you, ordering that pizza, making the pity call though you didn't really order it did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Fuck no I didn't order that, are you high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it? ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megapussi Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it? ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right? It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 wrong thread duder. btw, steinvord sounds silly scandinavic. SSSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 luls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it? ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right? It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again. if I had a dime for every time I've done that... Pepe's is the fucking bizzomb btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher I like what you're doing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lindrum Larry Cocopipe Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Fuck breadsticks. crusty, dried up and pre-packaged. dime a dozen, literally. fuck doughballs too. little lumps of fucking nothing that sorta sound good on the menu but never deliver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Fuck breadsticks. crusty, dried up and pre-packaged. dime a dozen, literally. fuck doughballs too. little lumps of fucking nothing that sorta sound good on the menu but never deliver. This. Bennidito's, the only good pizza place in my town, calls them "beer buddies" and for some reason all my friends and my wife love them and have to order them every time they eat there. WTF? It's just a ball of flavorless dough! If it wasn't for the sauce they would be absolutely useless, and they don't really add anything to the sauce except some spongy texture and calories. Just get a spoon and a bowl if you love the sauce that much, jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 fuck grumpy breadsticks... smile you miserable sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 they serve the doughballs with garlic butter in my go-to place, and it's not even that garlic-y. so you're having bread and butter as a starter. what is this, fucking cambodia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 hello old friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 What's a doughball? Like a hushpuppy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 like a less ambitious breadstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Look at this garbage http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CGYQGxEMolw/SekXNENqstI/AAAAAAAAExE/eFqr2Jwt9OQ/s400/PIC-0662.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it? ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right? It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again. I did that at a party where someone made homemade hummus... blandest shit ever! I went to the bathroom and stole cologne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 That's depressing. We are not going to put asses on mars with a doughball culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Look at this garbage http://2.bp.blogspot...00/PIC-0662.jpg i actually looked at that and felt sorry for the doughballs, then lolled at myself. the guinness doesn't look so hot either, it's bad news when there's no head and there's only a few sips taken out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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