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Christian Side Hug (CSH)


Alzado

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Gimme dat Christyun Syde Hurrg!

 

Actually one of the best things I've seen in a while, thanks Alzado.

 

Jesus never hugged nobody like that! :mcgriff:

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this is great. One time in my youthful igrorance i was wrapping up a hangout with this chick from school and gave a girl a front hug and went to pat the small of her back but accidentally hit her sweet sweet butt. We had only hung out a few times up to that point so it was really awkward and she slapped me and i didnt know what to say in my embarrassment so i shuffled off awkwardly and we never mentioned it/hung out again.

Christian side hug couldve saved my relationship.

 

come to think of it im just really bad at hugging most of the time.

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hey guys, I just successfully pulled off my first CSH. it went really well. I was really pleased with the way I was able to express my fondness for my friend without accidentally poking her with my raging boner.

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i can't believe they are serious. are they?

 

hahahaha and why in the fuck do they all get shot at the end?

 

 

yeah wtf how are they serious? seriously? I mean rapping full of christian morals is ridiculous enough to begin with but like side hug? Get the fuck out of here christians!

 

yes they are serious, unfortunately. my fiancée was brought up in a highly christian environment, and has witnessed things just like this. luckily when she got to her teens she realised something called Free Will, and is highly un-religious. but her friend is still very much into this kind of thing, and would advocate this new hug with disturbing rigour

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can you pull off a simultaneous double kick and then land flawlessly? It's alot harder than I thought and I've been kicking CHS fags in the nuts ever since it was cool to do so

I usually summon Jet Li, he takes care of things right kick quick.

 

What exactly do they mean by "rough rider"? Is it a "I don't use lube, but be sure to hug me from the side" reference?

 

Damn, it's fun to mock people I would have applauded five years ago. Ambivalence rocks!

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