Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm praying...his body is shopped . He has the anatomy of Goofy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 dude is so fucking disproportionate it boggles the mind. He's just sagging or wearing those stupid "drop" pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I hate him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Evolution of the IDM Beard: 1992: Smoth as a baby's ass, just getting some hair on his nads 1993: Begins Axl Rose fixation, starts fad of hanging out in coffee shops 1995: Decides to let it grow, what the Hell he's not getting laid anyway. does way too much LSD. 1997: Gets in touch with his inner child, begins hooliganism in the streets 1999: Goes tits up (literally), begins hanging with the Hollywood tranny hooker scene 2001: Botched cosmetic surgery leads to a lull in self confidence. joins NAMBLA 2003: Reunites with illegitimate son, admits he has a drinking problem and joins a 12 step 2004: Cuts bitch locks, plans comeback through massive vinyl mail order scam 2006: Has his own Empire Strikes Back moment, when Peter Hook tells him "I Am Your Father". cries 2008: Begins to wear rose colored glasses daily, to deal with loss of relevance 2009: Reality of turining 40 begins to weigh heavily, must figure out how to get in on this "MP3 fad" 2010: Starts banging this chick in an effort to become Charlie Sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 heh ... ;-] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 omg that is an ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 ah yeah, skinny jeans = hipster no. skinny jeans = hot. skinny jeans = difficult to dance in. So we are to assume that wearers can't dance, otherwise they would know this. skinny jeans = hard to take off. So we can assume that wearers never go to the toilet, and now we have rationalised why they are full of shit. skinny jeans = ? i meant slim fit for guys, skinny jeans for girls. it's the same thing. however, skinny jeans for guys are those ugly things that dude in the picture is wearing. it's a bit confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 can anyone describe what a hipster is in less than 140 characters? HIPSTERS have an obsession with retro shit, despite having no indepth knowledge of the shit in question (like my sister, who wears a cassette as a necklace-thing, despite never owning a cassette player in her life. she also wrote "The Clash" on the cassette, even though she doesn't know any Clash songs, and despite the fact that the cassette actually has Orbital on it) generally talk about stuff as if they're massive fans, whereas actually they know nothing - like people who see the Come to Daddy video on youtube once and then go round telling everyone they're massive afx fans and putting afx badges on their bag obsessed with being seen to be doing things - and see this as more important than actually doing it. like, going into downtown Toronto not because they want to do stuff there, but because they want to appear in facebook photos taken in downtown Toronto cos its such a hip place. that's the general gist of the hipster thing, derived from observations of my sister (who, interestingly, got really angry and upset when i accused her of being a hipster) that took some effort to type, i'm still drunk absolutely spot fucking on. a lot of people rag on hipsters from how they dress, but that's only a part of the equation. wait for them to open their mouths and then you know whether to kick them out or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ktait2 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 ray-ban marketing scheme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hm, most of the people I've met who kind of dress in this fashion have been pretty normal down to earth intellectual types, but the ones I've met have been in their mid-twenties, and have been friends of friends or whatever... so I'm probably not getting the full picture of the stereotype and why it's so universally despised. Maybe if I were in highschool and surrounded by kids dressed like this trying incredibly hard to fit in it would be a different story. But I doubt it's any worse than any other highschool clique. A lot of music associated with the hipster scene is great music to my ears, but as with any other scene its filled with tons of shit that's a cheap imitation of whatever else is doing well within the scene. I'm surprised there's less guido bashing. Maybe it's just too easy? Or maybe people just don't want to think about it. Nah, I think Hipster bashing is big because its a style that more people on here could fit into but do not want to be associated with. Whereas I don't imagine many people on here would be mistaken for guidos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 at least we know where ezkerraldean really lives now, thankyou alcohol, well unless he quoted that from somewhere else . lolwot my family lives near Toronto, i don't. more hipster lols: my sister's friend (who is egyptian / has egyptian roots / whatever) has a tattoo of a heiroglyphic cartouche - but she doesn't know what it says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hm, most of the people I've met who kind of dress in this fashion have been pretty normal down to earth intellectual types, but the ones I've met have been in their mid-twenties, and have been friends of friends or whatever... so I'm probably not getting the full picture of the stereotype and why it's so universally despised. Maybe if I were in highschool and surrounded by kids dressed like this trying incredibly hard to fit in it would be a different story. But I doubt it's any worse than any other highschool clique. A lot of music associated with the hipster scene is great music to my ears, but as with any other scene its filled with tons of shit that's a cheap imitation of whatever else is doing well within the scene. I'm surprised there's less guido bashing. Maybe it's just too easy? Or maybe people just don't want to think about it. Nah, I think Hipster bashing is big because its a style that more people on here could fit into but do not want to be associated with. Whereas I don't imagine many people on here would be mistaken for guidos. but see, the problem is that hipsters are an amalgamation of ALL scenes. Hipsters=scenesters, but worse, because they are overly self-ironic, which sets up the idea that they are somehow impervious and even above criticism, holy shit.... maybe ive been wrong this whole time.... maybe hipsters are the fully realized version of the ubermensch. holy shit i gotta sit down and do some serious thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm praying...his body is shopped . He has the anatomy of Goofy lol the similarities are uncanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 totally better as a tat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I reiterate. I will not suffer these people any longer. If I am in any way involved with a party, they shall be removed. So sayeth the ruler of Bathos PS: I realized I made a ton of spelling mistakes, and rather than go the hipster way and make some self-ironic jab at the authority of spelling for spelling's sake, I shall instead admit that I misspelled and that I am, in fact, an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 2:20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXkjzNuYITY&feature=related i'm pretty sure there should be a deer emoticon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Pretty sure I want to fuck that girl with the deer tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 good call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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