Rubin Farr Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Wow, this is some funny shit. Ever wondered what an overweight, has been action star with a bad hair transplant looks like riding around pretending to be a police officer? Well wonder no more! Basically, after pretending to be some kind of fake ass CIA agent turned movie star for the past 20 years, now this douche basically parades around bad neighborhoods in Louisiana looking for black people that are breaking the law, all the while comfortable in his jumbo SUV with all the other old out of shape cops. After arriving on scene doucheman basically restates what the other officers just said, then imparts some bullshit zen philosophy relating to guns. Only in America. http://mobile.aetv.com/item.jsp?key=ab_lawman&rc=lawman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Lol.. heard about this, Need to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 OMG LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I've been hearing a lot of stuff about it . It looks like it could be quite possibly the greatest show ever . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 pon the download Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 im trying to watch this but their aetv.com's video player is horrendously broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 It says he's been working as a policeman for 20 years? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 they're filming this show in my backyard tomorrow. all of our streets are pretty much shut down for the time being. i'm probably going to take a bunch of acid and watch the action with my roommates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 awesome idea, please take acid and meet large eskimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I heard the radio commercial a couple days ago, rolled my eyes, and waited for it to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 what's next, Arnold as governor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 have there been any episodes where he had to use 'force'? a la snapping both legs and neck within 3 seconds? even a quick choke hold would be awesome. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 god damn you I changed my myspace name to steven seagal like 6 hours before this thread came up, I demand a recount... or something... or ima say that watmms and the BFC are more alike than I like to admit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 It says he's been working as a policeman for 20 years? Why? yeah i read hes been doing this for a long time. and no one noticed?? must confess i've never seen oenof his movies. i know i know. i was flicking around on the tv and saw a fight scene from an unknown movie of his and was shocked by how bad the fight was (really bad continuity between shots i.e. thy'd fall down togetehr and then change angle and they'd be in a different position) and how bad bad bad his acting is. his voice! what is he saying? oh wow. it was a revelation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 There is a flavor called "Asian experience." Intrestingly enough, my friend told me it tasted like ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 1. Steven Seagal eats 5 trucks of food a day. 2. Special chairs were made to fit Steven Seagal's ass. 3. Steven Seagal has his own harem. 4. Steven Seagal doesn't have favorite food. He eats everything. 5. Steven Seagal only sleeps when having sex. 6. Steven Seagal is an undefeated champion of the world pie eating competition. His record is eating 500 pies in one hour. 7. Steven Seagal's penis knows aikido, but can't have an erection. 8. Steven Seagal can meditate and eat at the same time. 9. If a diet was a person, Steven Seagal would kill it. 10. Steven Seagal wanted to be a stunt double for King Kong but was rejected for being too fat. 11. While Steven Seagal was in Thailand he learned to eat and shit while levitating. 12. Steven Seagal's belly can repel cannon balls. 13. Once there used to be pie in this world, but then Steven Seagal came along. 14. If there are left-overs after he eats, Steven Seagal doesn't throw them, he eats them. 15. Steven Seagal looks mad, always, because he got his ass spanked by Steven Hawking. 16. When someone eats a hamburger, Steven Seagal eats two. 17. Steven Seagal is actually the owner of all fast food restaurants across the world. 18. Steven Seagal doesn't have a mood when he eats the most. He always eats the most. 19. A woman once tried to make fun of Steven Seagal's weight in bed. She now has 20 children that are fat and know aikido. 20. The only thing scarier than Steven Seagal without Botox is Steven Seagal WITH a record deal. 21. While in Tibet, Steven Seagal learned how to kill a man with such devices as a remote control and a bologna sandwich. 22. Steven Segal tried a roundhouse kick and kicked his own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 19. A woman once tried to make fun of Steven Seagal's weight in bed. She now has 20 children that are fat and know aikido. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i love Steven Segal's "lawman vision" thing, you know, when the camera cuts to a shot of him looking along the street as he drives, then it cuts to some slow-mo thing of the perps...then back to Segalinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i'd much rather see Wesley snipes doing this. cop: 'don't go over there man, he's armed, has a shotgun' wesley snips: 'always bet on black' cop: 'but both of you are black' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i'd much rather see Wesley snipes doing this. cop: 'don't go over there man, he's armed, has a shotgun' wesley snips: 'always bet on black' cop: 'but both of you are black' definitely this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uji0bcMbUaQ STEVN SEAGAL: DEPUTY SHERIFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uji0bcMbUaQ STEVN SEAGAL: DEPUTY SHERIFF I have GOT to fucking see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 so he's basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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