AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 She's shaved *posts in "Nice Tits" thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Hired how? Free meals for the rest of your life in prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners It's gonna be worse when they get these scanners, They'll see your needle-deck and small beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Due to it's sheer volume, weight and menacing presence, they will remove Jonah Falcon's huge tackle on check in. If he behaves himself it will be returned to him unscathed (though probably covered in haggis) on destination, by Dr. Cuntenberger himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 if these scanners get implemented in australia, i'm gonna go out of my way to make sure i have a raging boner every time i go through one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Lol, I wonder if they could pick up on Essines' piercing(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 don't really give a fuck, they can look at my dick if they want. as long as the world is closer to becoming exactly like Total Recall, I would just say that we are on course for Total Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test. can't you get fined for joking about that shit here? airport security is srs business in australia. yeah they brought in the fines not long after he made that joke, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 no, no, he didn't get fined but a couple of weeks later i was at the airport again and saw a sign about it, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit? the system already failed, bro's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it! what the fuck happened to integrity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Of course this technology is worth the loss of civil liberties: there's a chance pics of naked celebrities might be leaked to the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit? the system already failed, bro's I don't think this is a real image from the scanners, its just an inverted photo of a naked lady for illustrative purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 http://securitycheckporn.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it please invert and post to nice tits ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Imagine how used to the smell of ganja an Amsterdam sniffer dog must be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it! what the fuck happened to integrity? he's being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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