keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 i noticed i have a very nice scrolling action on my laptop which, given the chance, i could easily apply to the pleasuring of female genitalia. also when a tramp checks a pay-phone for loose change this action would also be a useful skill for him should he ever encounter a vagina tolerant enough to endure his lack of nail hygiene. what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 picking your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Gargling water transmutes into gargling balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ive got one of those new fangled apple 'magic' mouses, I feel the finger action practice is aiding my fanny touching abilities. Also kaos pads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Also kaos pads What's the FX-Depth knob then? The nippl0rz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 i had thought of a good thread while i was on the pan earlier but i forgot and made this one instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 my midi controller has a touchpad -- this perspective had occurred to me before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 i heard some guys on this board are running a fleshlight->CV setup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? do any vibrators have scroll buttons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 well scrolling on my macbook is done with 2 fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot for baphomet Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom? sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 ^nice avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. ...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse. Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Anus tickling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I operate my scroll wheel with my tongue, so I suppose that counts. Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! So I was right all along, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 flipping through vinyl = tickling the clit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 A friend of mine flew to GB for an Erasmus session. Before she left I offered her a toothbrush, and electrical, vibrating one. "oh it's vibrating. Are you offering it me so that I can use it as a a didlo ?" "wait. wat ? it's just a toothbrush, what makes you think this ?." "why did you offer me a toothbrush then" "It's just a fucking toothbrush you fucking pervert. Oh maybe i'm taking it back if you don't like it". Nonetheless she brought it with her. He He He... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. pro-tip: press the End-button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 30, 2010 Author Share Posted January 30, 2010 falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner lol! motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot lol! how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. ...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse. Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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