dr lopez Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 me mum's all british an that, and me gran's from south africa. cheers mate! me bird is all lekker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already? 'tis! said aunt helga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Hello, my name is Joyrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 And i was all like,shut UP,and she was like,no totally,and I was all like ,whatEVER. (um...my unerring sense of british fair play dictates that I should now apologise for offending any gnarly/valley girls out there.Profuse apologies.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Hello, my name is Joyrex. Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker! 'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Hello, my name is Joyrex. Get it right, you bloody sodding wanker! 'ALLO, ME NAME BE JOHYREX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 maetl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 lol im trying to imagine green colored jaeger....ugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. where did you get this information? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i'll just post this. [youtubehd]ttk2yyBoJjk[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 all I know about British people is that they savor eating a fine yet mysterious delicacy called "Weetabix". Weetabix when dried is the culinary equivalent to spot weld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 hey watmm, i just wanted to touch base hella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 This was close to fratboyspeak, but if I can offer some constructive criticism: So yesterday I totally DESTROYED this douchbag at my bro's St Paddys Day brewski blowout. He was all yada yada yada all night long then tried to jack the green food coloring we were using on our jager bombs so I popped him right in the kisser in front of his girl (some Mexican skank with a muffin top). Everyone was all like "Awww hell no, you the meanest" and I was like "You know it party people, DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. DONT MESS WITH THE G-MAN. G-MAN HUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH" then ripped up a phone book with my pinky whilst hoofing fat bong hits. It was super awesome sweet. -I don't think anyone has said "popped x right in the kisser" since '57. -"whilst" is pretty much a brit shibboleth outside of academia. -I have no idea what "hoofing" is. Also, "party people" is iffy. If it's a drunk white kid, he'd probably say "niggahs" because he's a drunk white kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 yeah, whilst is really egregious, but I let it slide because it adds to the lol-worthyness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 otherwise it was about 95% accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 wats all dis aboot eh it's fucking cold eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Fancy a wank, lurv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 idrn's was great until "popped in the kisser"...wtf is that? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i'm gunna kick you in the butt while i'm sitting on my fanny you asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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