Boxing Day Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I put in "why" to see if I could confuse the computer Could the world fall foodage There was a shadow somewhere , pushing people off bikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 whether it's a potato or a nut its a foodage. you never see an old fella eatin a twix. his poem "Me Ward" belongs in a fucking smithsonian collection Me Ward Me, a Chinese fella and an old bloke, Who looked like Mr Burns from 'The Simpsons', Don't know what was wrong with him, But breaking wind was the symptoms. No one visited him or called him. He seemed quite lost to me. As well as wind problems, He had a colostomy. When I left, I said "see ya" to the old man. Turned out the other fella wasn't Chinese, He was from Japan. I never found out what was up with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I've never liked Pilkington. Nor do I suspect has anyone else. He's an enigma. Close thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 its 2008, i've got slugs in me pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 best moment of 2006? "saw a grub eating a bit of biscuit" "and he was saying to himself 'ahhhh, a biscuuuiiiittt!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Rome wasn't built in a day, It just looks that way. In 1905 Einstein Came up with E = mc squared Yet in 2008 British Gas Still can’t get my boiler repaired Archimedes said “Eureka!” With no hot water … I reeka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 not a fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 He wrote the lords prayer apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. check out ricky gervais show, he's in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I know what his face looks like now. It looks like both his parents were dead when they conceived him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springymajig Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 "I've got biscuiiiiiiit!" "Ages ago, only bibismen... busibmen.... businessmen... had drinkin' an' that" "What's a man-moth?" "In the future, you'll be able to wake up and have a chat with a yoghurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springymajig Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 The think that makes those poscasts great is Rickies pig squealing laughter every time Karl opens his mouth. Yeah what I find frustrating is that if I listen to any of them individually I don't find them funny. Karl by himself isn't that funny cos most of what he says isn't so obviously rediculous until Ricky or Steve points it out. I've always thought Ricky Gervais' stand up is terrible and he always comes across as being arrogant. And Steve's show is just... boring (admittedly I only listened to a couple of them, dunno if it got better). Put all three together, and I can't get enough of them. Literally. I listen to them more than I listen to music now. I've listened to all the podcasts and radio shows so many many times now. I can't do that with any other comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 The think that makes those poscasts great is Rickies pig squealing laughter every time Karl opens his mouth. Yeah what I find frustrating is that if I listen to any of them individually I don't find them funny. Karl by himself isn't that funny cos most of what he says isn't so obviously rediculous until Ricky or Steve points it out. I've always thought Ricky Gervais' stand up is terrible and he always comes across as being arrogant. And Steve's show is just... boring (admittedly I only listened to a couple of them, dunno if it got better). Put all three together, and I can't get enough of them. Literally. I listen to them more than I listen to music now. I've listened to all the podcasts and radio shows so many many times now. I can't do that with any other comedy. Really? I don't get the appeal then. I've listened to a few of these podcasts and I find them excruciating. Pilkington's never said anything remotely amusing and it seems like Gervais tries to make funny comments but really he's just pointing out that Pilkington said something slightly zany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 where he said some monkeys got all their bananas nicked from some other monkeys who were 'from a rough part of the jungle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 hmmm what i think might be happening there is that you've got a different sense of humour to the people who like them. I wouldn't agree with that though, the people I know who've recommended it have a pretty similar taste in comedy. I guess it's just lost on me and I kind of hate that. Also: These people all said something like "You'd love Karl Pilkington, his sense of humour is like yours!" I disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. Its even better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbrU8tF_tBI&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 yeah i thought the first three podcasts i listened to were terrible. Obel I would recommend listening to the first time Karl keeps a diary, episode 8 of the first series I think. It got me totally hooked, it's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 This whole segment completely killed me first time I heard it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxcGd8qFgw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 fuckin lol. he IS a genius :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 you never see an old person eatin' a twix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted November 3, 2010 Author Share Posted November 3, 2010 Anyone watching An Idiot Abroad? , fucking brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 didn't know who pilkington was until yesterday when i watched three episodes of "an idiot abroad" and loved every minute of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 [on bike safety] Some people are just meant to die. Fella down the road got hit by a truck. You see, he had a helmet, but his head come off! [on gay porn magazines] I don't get it. They're filled with pictures of just knob, nothin' else. Why can't they just have a look at their own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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