lumpenprol Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 she hasnt been hot since the late 90s. I think she did get a bit fuglier after she knocked out her four front teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I get pissed off at the whole "I hate head movement" with women. Just the other day, I was joking with my wife and sister-in-law about the Asian massage parlors in the city and how it "might not just be their firm hands" as to why men go there. She says, "God, I wish my boyfriend would go to one of those; it would save me from having to do it [referring to oral sex]" I boiled internally and thought about saying "fuck off to Hell--may you only get Missionary position with no clit stimulation and no other climax for the remainder of your life." Then, I was over it. Lol, I thought that stereotype only applied to Jewish women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 my second gf was a virgin when we started dating and had never given head before...years after we broke up we got in touch again and she scolded me "you never told me I could spit it out instead of swallowing!" true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 tipper: i'm not understanding how your sig is a reference to ceephax (i don't know much about ceephax other than the fact he's sp's brother and cma hung out with him and only one track i've heard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 she hasnt been hot since the late 90s. I think she did get a bit fuglier after she knocked out her four front teeth huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 tis true, her 4 top front teeth are faek now, do a search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 final nail in the coffin for a member on the ignore list occurred in this thread LOL , MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flim Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 i like her. a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Who the fuck is ceephax , a condom brand?? pretty much confirms that boxing day is a troll It confirms nothing , i fucking know who ceephax is. It was a poorly attempted joke based of the assumption that a knock-off brand sold by my local pharmacy was well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Who the fuck is ceephax , a condom brand?? pretty much confirms that boxing day is a troll It confirms nothing , i fucking know who ceephax is. It was a poorly attempted joke based of the assumption that a knock-off brand sold by my local pharmacy was well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipper Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 tipper: i'm not understanding how your sig is a reference to ceephax (i don't know much about ceephax other than the fact he's sp's brother and cma hung out with him and only one track i've heard). Commuter video, innit - "Kravitz Appreciation Krew" I don't why, but I can't help but think that anyone who considers Chloe ugly must be trolling. But then, I also used to consider Courtney Love attractive, so maybe I just have a thing for broken-down junkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 my second gf was a virgin when we started dating and had never given head before...years after we broke up we got in touch again and she scolded me "you never told me I could spit it out instead of swallowing!" true story lol how the fuck could that not occur to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 his girlfriend suffered from down syndrome apparently, that's purty fuct to exploit a mentally disabled girl like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 lol. 1)she was Azn, 2)I told her it was good for her skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 ... you told her swallowing jizz was good for her skin??? either your fibbing or you both suffer from down syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 lol. 1)she was Azn, 2)I told her it was good for her skin. lol god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 It was a poorly attempted joke based of the assumption that a knock-off brand sold by my local pharmacy was well known. I seems most of your jokes are based on the assumption that other people are as clueless as your are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 blowjorb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 It was a poorly attempted joke based of the assumption that a knock-off brand sold by my local pharmacy was well known. I seems most of your jokes are based on the assumption that other people are as clueless as your are. here, i redid your avatar so it has a huge fucking chip on its shoulder all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 i must have a chip on my shoulder too because i find shitty jokes unfunny as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 i must have a chip on my shoulder too because i find shitty jokes unfunny as well :high fives: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 ugh heroin face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 tis true, her 4 top front teeth are faek now, do a search That's what happens when you let Vincent Gallo fuck your mouth. I had/have a slight crush on her in 'Last Days of Disco' but that could just be me wanting to spite-fuck a frigid yuppie broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 NSFW : http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_chloe_sevigny_giving_a_bj_in_brown_bunny/ I can't even begin to imagine why this scene needs to be in a movie. Especially one that premiered at Cannes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 NSFW : http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_chloe_sevigny_giving_a_bj_in_brown_bunny/ I can't even begin to imagine why this scene needs to be in a movie. Especially one that premiered at Cannes. Lol me neither. The only logical outcome is that the director wrote it in so his casting was for him to pick out specifically who he'd like a bj from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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