Alzado Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 my dog loves slinking his tongue into my ass pond. i do my best to keep the lid down, but people are always leaving it up and he gets in there. next thing I know, I go in there with an old copy of the September 1986 Commodore 64 magazine ready to deliver a package and the fucking floor is covered with his sloppy puddles of saliva/ass water everywhere. is this what's causing the stomach issues he's been having recently? what about when i drink some while i'm jacking off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 you should prank your dog with some saran wrap over the toilet, he'd look ridiculous! he'll be crying on skype all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 you should prank your dog with some saran wrap over the toilet, he'd look ridiculous! he'll be crying on skype all night lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Toilet Water vs. Water Dish who comes correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 what about when i drink some while i'm jacking off? Thats just recycling, stay green bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 i bet you'd get sick if you drank out of your dog's toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 drinking from the toilet will not make your dog sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 nah. dogs stomachs are some cast iron shit. i mean, they eat their own... well, shit. if a dog has a sick stomach he will eat grass to make him/herself throw up. if a dog has a sick bowel or intestine they'll drag their ass along the floor. provided it's not some pussy-ass purebred weird human cultivation - my mate has a purebred something or other, it looks like a dishrag and has constant ear infections. and king charles spaniels are technically retarded - they can actually suffer from an agonizing condition where their brain is slightly too big for their skull, which gives them agonizing seizures. shit is fucked. my dog on the other hand is fucking awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 ass water? Why is his butthole leaking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 look at this fuckin awesome dog just look at it. big ol friendly doggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 You fucking wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 i love that photo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 i used to have a big ol 3/4 irish wolfhound 1/4 indeterminate, not that big, maybe 2/3 that size. she was huge and smelly and awesome. i still miss her. when she died it took 2 people to move her. incredibly sweet-natured, but fearsome looking and therefore useful in the spud-based hood that is the dodgier parts of limerick city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 haha her cape didn't deploy! It's a good thing our friend Superdog is always on danger's tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dr lopez Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 lol oh you're perfect. a perfect jackass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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