jules Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 whats the consensus with people named after where they were conceived. is it weird or gross? what about their middle name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Jimmy "Walmart" Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i say tacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 my middle name is Lamar Middle School Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 .I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I'd be called burling gap. Which is also where my mother went into labour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 "W.C." Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived if they plan it that way i suppose .I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 .I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived. I wish my dad would make cheeky sex "Dad" jokes like this with me. He was always so strangely prude about sex though; I don't think he's ever mentioned anything related to sex even once to me before and I'm 31--he, 60. He also never had any porno for me to root for, believe me I looked. The only thing I found was a framed picture of Grace Slick pulling her tit out because my dad had such a hard-on for her and the Jefferson Airplane back in the day. But for me in 1992 at age 12, I was all, "gross"! Haha, when I was 14 or 15 I was a big mad Buffy head so my Dad gave me a framed picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar. I still have it too. *faps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived You must not be married .I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived. I wish my dad would make cheeky sex "Dad" jokes like this with me. He was always so strangely prude about sex though; I don't think he's ever mentioned anything related to sex even once to me before and I'm 31--he, 60. He also never had any porno for me to root for, believe me I looked. The only thing I found was a framed picture of Grace Slick pulling her tit out because my dad had such a hard-on for her and the Jefferson Airplane back in the day. But for me in 1992 at age 12, I was all, "gross"! when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure. He should have told him that smoking decreases your sexual potency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 margaret "quickie in the bogs" thatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure. He should have told him that smoking decreases your sexual potency. i dont think ive ever heard my dad use the word "sex" so that was right out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I wish my dad wasn't a huge sex-obsessed perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 so mostly, its not a good idea i suppose in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived heh, you can try to have more married sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 every time i visit my dad he tells me his computer is running slow, and would i have a look at it please? after the major virus removal and repair program that's always involved, it just doen't feel right to point out to my dad that his internet porn habits are the online equivalent of fucking a london crack whore whilst reading a leaflet about contraception. he doesn't know how to clear his browsing history or his download demon history. it's a good thing my mum is effectively illiterate when it comes to technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 every time i visit my dad he tells me his computer is running slow, and would i have a look at it please? after the major virus removal and repair program that's always involved, it just doen't feel right to point out to my dad that his internet porn habits are the online equivalent of fucking a london crack whore whilst reading a leaflet about contraception. he doesn't know how to clear his browsing history or his download demon history. it's a good thing my mum is effectively illiterate when it comes to technology. Get him chrome and then tell him to use the naughty browser for naughty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomTssPhace Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bacteriatastic Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lindrum Larry Cocopipe Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 its fucked up to name your kid that way. the poor fucker must get images of his parents fucking every time he reads his own name. sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I was going to say "Swimming Pool Smith" and "Airplane Bathroom Ackerman" but it looks like this line of joke has already been exhausted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 mum&dad's bed jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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