Rubin Farr Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 don't know if we've done this thread before, but i was relentlessly reminded of my own mortality after watching The Road last night. since i was in a major car accident, i've had this fear that's how i would go someday, but my brother and i were recently kidding about being 90 year old farts someday and still smoking pot and playing whatever passes for videogames in the distant future. anyone else have their own theories or fears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chunky Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 plane crash over siberia on saturday night :/ cancer from eating too many microwave curry meals heart attack from eating too much JUNK murdered... by watmm members maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 This thread is too macabre even for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lindrum Larry Cocopipe Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 death by mau mau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 ass cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 check this 103 year old http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/05/25/bts.103.yr.old.driver.wpvi?hpt=C2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 i honestly think i'll get mauled to death by a moose while landing my hang glider too close to her kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 HOPEFULLY ON PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 excessive prayer will give me leg cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 car accident... i'm sure of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 probably cancer like everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 it really doesnt matter because i just watched LOST the other night and i learned that i will be a new person after i die and i will have children and a different family and different name and the most important people in my life will be strangers from an airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 excessive prayer will give me leg cancer This might be how Lance Armstrong received prostate cancer. Not sure how but I'm thinking 60-68 lethargy induced malady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Death by Snu Snu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 fighting the good fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I will probably masturbate to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I will probably masturbate to death. This has killed lizards but for humans it might be good for your testicular cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'll die quietly, probably in my sleep, due to old age or some other boring ailment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I will probably masturbate to death. absolutely killer av. uh oh uh oh uh oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Chevy Chase autograph session gone horribly wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 typing thi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 typing thi lol. well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I will probably masturbate to death. absolutely killer av. uh oh uh oh uh oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh Thanks bro. I was inspired by this youtube video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxdVaZR2Jw The dancing ninja comes at around 1:23 when the beat drops. Massive chewn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 3rd November 2064 at the age of 94 resulting from a chest infection. I'll also have end stage renal failure, COPD and stomach-churning pressure ulcers. Chevy Chase autograph session gone horribly wrong Comic genius in Rambo's inimitable style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I've resigned myself to the thought that it will be by my own hand that I'll pass. Not "if", but "when". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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