Boxing Day Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 This is a letter floating around the internet , from an actual Na'Vi *Those smurf things from Avator) Mr. Cameron, This is an urgent message from the Na’vi. We need your help. We are under siege! The drilling operation of a greedy multi-national corporation has gone very wrong. As a direct result our environment is being destroyed. A conservative estimate puts the daily crude oil spill at 20'000 barrels a day. That is a staggering 840'000 gallons. The ramifications for the environment are not even calculable at this point - some believe that this might be an extinction event. All we know is that without ocean-life, we are doomed. We have come to distrust the "live" underwater feed from the corporation. We think they are not showing us the real damage. We need independent "eyes" on the sea floor so we can asses the situation. Unfortunately we don’t posses the technology to go there, but you do ... We know that you have the means and expertise to launch a submarine that would be capable of showing us an uncensored live-feed from the seabed. Luckily, the disaster is happening outside of federal waters (12 nautical miles). You wouldn’t need a permit from the authorities to launch an operation. We hear that your depiction of our lives in the movie "Avatar“ was a great success. We hope that you won’t forget about us in our hour of need. Please prepare to launch a submarine now. Let us know what is really going on at that disaster site, so we can take appropriate measures. Thank you, The Na’vi Please flag, so the message will go to Mr. Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I.... see.... you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 sounds like karmakramers wet, oily dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 actually they should get in touch with Gore Verbinski. It's going to be a bit harder to make those "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies now, unless they incorporate a "tar monster" into the storyline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 this was actually the first time where i could have some sympathy towards the mindset of slaveholders. some people just aren't able to think for themselves and have a free life. there's another lunatic on the loose. it's out there on the streets, so be warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc MO BLUD 4 OYL ps if you havent seen that vid before the last 10 seconds are toooootally worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 lol was that an snl thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 haha no, it's far too funny for SNL edit: and by that i mean i laughed at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 jazzband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 is there ever going to be a time where the use of "jazzband" is jazzband in and of itself? just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 We need independent "eyes" on the sea floor so we can asses the situation. so we can asses the situation so we can asses we can asses asses asses asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wutn1aEtLs (would make a good soundtrack to those eels-up-the-ass-videos as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 is there ever going to be a time where the use of "jazzband" is jazzband in and of itself? just wondering. that question is so jazzband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 so jazzband it's becoming a meme? (don't think so. memes need to be in engrish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 seems like he listened... WASHINGTON — "Top kill" didn't stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something "titanic"? Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak. The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/01/james-cameron-gulf-oil-spill_n_596543.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Did this guy write the letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 asses: 50 lpts (lolpoints) ' instead of ,: 250 lpts this email feels awkward... but james cameron has a history with subs and knows cameras/video. i have to admit it is a tidy idea that ties a few things together quite nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Did this guy write the letter? Such terrible tatoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 seems like he listened... The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/01/james-cameron-gulf-oil-spill_n_596543.html WTF ?? really , James Cameron is deciding the future of the affected area??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 this email feels awkward... but james cameron has a history with subs and knows cameras/video. i have to admit it is a tidy idea that ties a few things together quite nicely. The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak WTF ?? really , James Cameron is deciding the future of the affected area??? See the post above yours? He's hardly deciding the future, he's just maybe adding some technical expertise in underwater videography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Did this guy write the letter? i hate people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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