encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 we don't not :( ... or I should rather say :# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.) could never figure it out. i just ate it. it actually used to get stuck in my teeth, but that's what being a fucking man is all about. i grow my own god damn dental floss. on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.) could never figure it out. i just ate it. it actually used to get stuck in my teeth, but that's what being a fucking man is all about. i grow my own god damn dental floss. on my face. You have the correct perspective. Facial hair or death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 just steer clear of horse whippings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 The Whore Whipperer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 encey, what you need is a fine toothed comb to comb the mustache away from your mouth. that should help at least a little. right now i'm cultivating a new mustache and it's not quite at the stage where i get it in my mouth all the time yet. i know your pain though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 yeah, bread is so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I'm in the same place too, my moustache is all in the sides of my mouth. I kind of like it but not when I'm eating food. I like to eat stache and food separately. I have a job interview on friday and I really should clean up my face but the salary is pretty bad so I'm just gonna walk in there chewing on my beard like 'what?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 oh, encey, try and eat an ice cream cone if you haven't already. ice cream cones are the bane of all beards. of course you should first put ice cream in the cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in? You man up and power through it. No one said growing a beard was easy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 there is a short period of itch, i find if you use conditioner in the shower it can cut down on this. if you cowboy up and man out those couple days though the prize is glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in? You man up and power through it. No one said growing a beard was easy.... i'd do a burt reynolds except it itches too much. fuck it, i prefer shaven. both me and her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I never itched when I grew my mighty, manly beard. Because I'd put some Pantene on it in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I'm afraid that if I grow out a beard, some of my mindpower will become absorbed in the hairs and it might strangle me in my sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i had the itch thing in grade twelve... now it flows like a fish in a river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 my beard pretty much rules my food life, sok tho people like to stroke it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 my brother posts on the beard forum. My link I think this is a problem that comes up from time to time. Those of us with beards should post there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 goin for this yall! The look in his eyes says it all. I'm afraid that if I grow out a beard, some of my mindpower will become absorbed in the hairs and it might strangle me in my sleep. Lol I'd be worried for you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 now it flows like a fish in a river poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 is it improper to braid a mustache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 It's not improper but it's borderline sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 encey, what you need is a fine toothed comb to comb the mustache away from your mouth. that should help at least a little. right now i'm cultivating a new mustache and it's not quite at the stage where i get it in my mouth all the time yet. i know your pain though. I comb the shit out of it, but the direction it grows is just straight loop into the mouth. The wax is working, a bit. Just wears off after some napkin usage. I'm in the same place too, my moustache is all in the sides of my mouth. I kind of like it but not when I'm eating food. I like to eat stache and food separately. I have a job interview on friday and I really should clean up my face but the salary is pretty bad so I'm just gonna walk in there chewing on my beard like 'what?' lol! oh, encey, try and eat an ice cream cone if you haven't already. ice cream cones are the bane of all beards. of course you should first put ice cream in the cone. Yeah, that is some tough shit there -- I also eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch every day, so my napkins are absolutely smeared stained with brown and purple ... lol. I do like drinking beer, though, because after I gulp it down, I get some foamy head slurp aftertaste. (In other words, I suck cock and eat jizz every two hours, yes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I used to trim it with my teeth :) Haha, I do that when I get a stray hair or two. Also, trim it with scissors about once a week (mine doesn't grow that fast). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I just recently shaved my idm beard after growing it for a couple of months and not trimming at all. I did the mustache snacking thing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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