encey Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Just chew it, man. Embrace the beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 something makes me think this guy has read the rules already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I feel any product would ruin the look but I'm an amateur, a mere three weeks into my attempt to look like a Scandinavian trawlerman, so I'll just sit down and ready my notepad. MildrewOnRice just has that look on his face that says he knows what he's talking about. p.s pasta's on today's menu. Gonna get this moustache reeeal saucy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joyrex Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Have you tried styling gel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 You need to trim dude! Just keep the length down not the volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 what the fuck is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 what the fuck is this ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I used to trim it with my teeth :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 free mustache rides, should help to condition it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Is there any problem face-sitting can't solve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 ya, just use scissors and trim 'stache along your lip line. That's what I do I would never adulterate my beard with any kind of homo styling product... Maybe if there was some kind of gentlemens 'stache wax or something?? IDK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 what the fuck is this ? I know this, where's it from? Homestarrunner or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipper Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Homestarrunner yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 just trim the upper lip with something. it doesn't mean you have to lose the beard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 shave it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 I will shave it soon! But not yet. I want to grow out the mustache ('moustache'?) part. Maybe I simply have to suffer through this lip-pube buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Don't suffer. Keep the 'stache trimmed around your pie-hole. You'll look much better, and you'll feel much better. Incidentally, massive disappointment that this thread is not about pica/trichophagia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 ya shit get a trimmer and just do the edges. the stache was not meant for covering the mouth unless youre one of those guys that prefers the havent been kissed in 3 years look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 goin for this yall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 goin for this yall! Man, those are some epic fucking eyebrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I thought that said "I can't stop eating fucking bread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 i'm in the same boat right now. i'm growing it out more, not trimming it till july at least. was eating my beard last night. i think you just have to deal. i actually thought of you and essines last night. like how the fuck do these guys not get food all up in their beard and beard all up in their mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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