keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" italy v paraguay the other night... this time, my gf... "they have nice skin, the italians... don't they? olive skin, hmnn... why do they call it olive skin anyway? if they had olive skin they would be green or black and all oily haha... the parag... what do you call someone from paraguay? [paraguayan]... the paraguayans have much darker skin than the italians. [it's in south america] i know!... i think i prefer the italians skin colour... do you? [ok please be quiet now] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 what happens if someone kicks the ball into the stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Commenting mostly on women in cutaways and not the game like paraguay girl is wearing. "She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown. I would like to probe her rubber eye sockets with my tongue and slip salty pennies into her hehehe." etc.. If "911" were happening it would be something about the broadcaster's hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Skin quality related comment confirmed though. No surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 "She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown. lol exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 usually here one of the following from my gf when watching football: what the fuck kind of call was that? look at that fucking flopper! red card his ass! or what the fuck kind of a pass was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 GOOOAAAAL !!!!!!! Ooops no sorry, erm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "why do they always lay down like they broke their leg and roll around and then get up and run?" "does it count as a shot on goal if it goes over the goal?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Is Beckham not playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 lol^ "Go denmark!! I'm thinking good thoughts for them!" [Actually I was hoping Netherlands would win] "Oh, well then I wish whoever you want the best!" At least she admits she knows absolutely nothing about football and says nothing more than "I'm happy for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 when does this finish? change it! booooooriiiinngggg! east enders is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Is Beckham not playing? lol I think this gf comment one is most common on both sides of the pond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 east enders is on.[/i] typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 east enders is on.[/i] typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend. normally she hates eastenders but when football's on suddenly she needs to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 *tries to explain offside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "here's your sandwich, can i get you something else?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "here's your Smirnoff, you just got Iced bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I got asked to switch over for Glee at 9 the other day during the last quarter of Italy Paraguay, I'd sat there for 2 hours by that point and it seemed a bit ridiculous to ask me to fuck off then for some singalong but as it happened I was out of beer so I went to the pub for the end of the football. I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "whats with all the chanting? is their national anthem really that long?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "zzzzzzz." "i'm not drunk enough for this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive" Maybe you should frequent more hetero pubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "Do I need to ask why you're staring at a blank TV?" No, but you can if you want. *silence* We don't get ESPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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