Hoodie Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 i gave up sex a while ago cause i am so shitty at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remy marathe Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 usually about five minutes, depending on how much homework i need to help her with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 up until just before it starts to hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I try to cram in as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 with my left hand, hours and hours the greedy bitch. the right hand is satisfied with quickies though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 i like to be done before the roofies wear off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 My sex life has been like being on a fucking boat for 5 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 A "fucking boat" sounds pretty sexy, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 i can picture it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 till my face starts vibrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 My sex life has been like being on a fucking boat for 5 months Ive heard it said that drinking lager is like having sex in a boat. Its fucking close to water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I tell them to get undressed then i like to masturbate for hours right in front of their face while i try unsucessfully to get an erection. I'm pretty sure it never gets awkward though because i'm usually like "yeah..... oohh" and "shit" and "ahh fuck yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 i gave up sex a while ago cause i am so shitty at it And because of all those herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I tell them to get undressed then i like to masturbate for hours right in front of their face while i try unsucessfully to get an erection. I'm pretty sure it never gets awkward though because i'm usually like "yeah..... oohh" and "shit" and "ahh fuck yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 not kidding. i broke up w/ a girl i really liked and told her to find a real man to fuck her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 not kidding. i broke up w/ a girl i really liked and told her to find a real man to fuck her Dude! Send her my way. One of my best friends is a real man and he'd probably like to meet her. I can totally arrange that shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 we aren't speaking. otherwise id be happy to expedite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 What is sex? I'm a fucking lonely alcoholic who hates everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 What is sex? I'm a fucking lonely alcoholic who hates everyone. its where you have a picture in your mind of said chick naked while you gallantly stride her amongst a pasture of daisies and butterflies. then you like fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I usually like to keep it under a minute, that way I can get through the hundred or so women who line up naked in my house every day and still have time to get other shit done. I used to go for around 5 minutes, but it would just take so long to get down the line that a lot of the women would just start fucking each other, which meant I'd often have to take anywhere between 2 and 8 on at once when I'd get to them, and that can be kind of annoying. Keeping it on the low side also means that I can put a pizza in the oven before I start and be able to enjoy a meal once I get down to the kitchen if I time it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 an assgasm sounds really intense. i feel like i'd throw up while having an assgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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