pattern recognition Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 anyone have any other good jesus/mary/other religious figure appearing in photo/tortilla/grilled cheese stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Check THIS shit out. One day I got the idea to eat this real juicy looking orange I had laying around. When I started to peel it, I found a CRUCIFIX! No shit. I was gonna try to sell it on eBay, but then I remembered when Jesus did say unto his disciples, "Bite me," and so I did. Fucking delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 another way for people to make money off religion, just as plainly stupid as the rest. this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Jesus got some bling & a top hat. He's a lot uglier than I thought he'd be. Big chin innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 yeah every time i look at a picture of jesus i see jesus thats about it edit: do muslims ever see muhammad in their fried food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 thats not jesus man its the burger king!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 why is it that so many of these christian fundamentalists have eyes that are too close together? the entire tea party movement for example. inbreeding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition' yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money. linky grilled cheese, etc. the virgin mary apparently likes to appear in trees: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 why is it that so many of these christian fundamentalists have eyes that are too close together? the entire tea party movement for example. inbreeding? the american south so yes probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 i bet it's just her cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition' yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money. i was referring to it's psychological usage though it'd be naive of me not to assume that your username is referring it's other uses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 How ridiculous. Just because it's supposed to be Jesus it's a news story. If it would supposedly show, say, Napoleon then it wouldn't be any news and the lady would be considered as crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition' yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money. i was referring to it's psychological usage yes, that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 i see jesus all the time on skype he says youre all going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD: Pics and it did happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 How ridiculous. Just because it's supposed to be Jesus it's a news story. If it would supposedly show, say, Napoleon then it wouldn't be any news and the lady would be considered as crazy. napoleon isnt saviour to 80% of the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD: Pics and it did happen! omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 i see jesus all the time on skype he says youre all going to hell LOL I was lookin through my old MsGs ET Sent 24 September 2008 - 05:56 AM nigger i used to live in boise! my brother still does! represent!!!!!! I don't remember having a conversation about B-Town. You still come here that much ever? .... I can't send you a PM apparently. literally it says you can't receive new messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I had charles manson appear in my bathtub once, took a picture of it and everything. I'll up it when I get home from work. because that guy everyone sees is charles manson, jesus didn't look like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Tf-NkF-Bg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD: Pics and it did happen! omg someone alert tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 No one tell Tool anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 fuck you *tweets to maynard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 *bursts through tweet w/ raging b0ner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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