logakght Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 How do you get a girlfriend when you don't go out 'cause all your mates are married and have kids but you don't want to use online dating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Stand by the side of a busy road with a card board sign that reads "WILL WORK TO BUY YOU STUFF-POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND IN NEED OF MATE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 How do you get a girlfriend when you don't go out 'cause all your mates are married and have kids but you don't want to use online dating? Join a meet up group! Even if you don't meet anyone within the group you'll be going out and might meet someone else. Plus new friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 if you don't meet anyone at the meet up group, try another meet up group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) lol, i dunno. Every time I've got a girl's number recently—outside of online dating—it has resulted in "I'm not really interested in dating at the moment". Do they think I'm asking them for their number because I collect numbers in a spreadsheet or something? Edited August 14, 2013 by modey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Whats a meet up group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 just wait a few months and prank call them. say they've won a competition for a date with ryan gosling or something,that they automatically entered by giving their number to a random bloke... dress up as ryan gosling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 http://www.meetup.com/find/ Just piick a group you like the sound of in your area, join up and go along... It really is as simple as it sounds. PM me if you get lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 http://www.meetup.com/find/ Just piick a group you like the sound of in your area, join up and go along... It really is as simple as it sounds. PM me if you get lost. Oh sweet ! Walking groups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Glad to be of service sir, have a fine time walking with your new aquintances/friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what? surfing, that seems to pull in the babes. Or jetskiing, kiteboarding, any high status physical activity that shows independant spirit or wealth, and gets you ripped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 My first world problem is that delet..'s hat doff gif is better than mine. Godammit!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A hobby? Oh jeezzzzz....like what? surfing, that seems to pull in the babes. Or jetskiing, kiteboarding, any high status physical activity that shows independant spirit or wealth, and gets you ripped. Alright yea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The roofers are at it again... today they've got a fucking radio ... and they insist on shouting things from the rooftop to the guy on the ground RIGHT outside my window. These guys sound really fucking stupid, guess it doesn't take much to be a roofer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 It takes a bit to stand on the roof all day in the sun. They don't know that you are working nights, maybe you should inform them in a nice way, to at least keep the radio down. or move to another room in the house, whilst this shit goes on, that's what i'd do tout de suite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Yeah, you can probably just ask them nicely and they'll try to keep quiet. I used to do a lot of carpentry and construction as a summer jobs and while there were plenty of assholes, for the most part nobody wants to be obnoxious. Sometimes there has to be some level of shouting because of equipment and safety concerns, though. Offer them a big jug of water and they'll probably be really nice. Or, if you're a lady, they'll politely thank you and then spend the next two days discussing the merits of your nipples behind your back. Ok, a lot of them are assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I take it that you happened to overhear that your nipples weren't up to scratch, mr. baph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I wasn't a lady so they didn't comment on my nipples out of an overabundance of heteronormative angst but I saw them looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals.lol delet... your choice of words never ceases to amaze me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Bless you young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 That's why they get so many tatoos, everytime an homoerotic thought enters their minds they run to the ink doodle factory for pain to drown out feral mental wanderings. This is undermined by their love off freeweights and constantly working out and then loaping around shirtless at all day ibiza style festivals. that's actually kind of eloquent in a way... Reminds me of a line out of a Will Self book =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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