Guest isaki Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 flol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 rolling lol block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) they be hatin' on my name but my beats they love and they mad cuz i'm hot & they wish they was show her some IDM, real music -- drum and BASS! Edited March 8, 2013 by isaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 !! pop muisc with just the vocals. umm take control of the stereo. Force a vote etc. Even if it is her car (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 being around people is making me internally flip out lately... and i realized that i haven't left the city limits in around 2 years. there's probably a correlation there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 that word makes my peehole tingle ( i think i have a fear of pissing blood -- never have done in my life though) When I was in elementary school I got kicked in the side* and urinated blood for the next 3 years. (no joke) *none of the doctors could figure out source of the problem, even after jamming a 2-foot tube in me Shenanigans! I busted a blood vessel in a kidney once and peed blood, that shit hurt so bad I held it in for the next 17 hours, even though I had to pee more than I've ever had to pee in my life. When it came time to have surgery, it took six male nurses to hold me to the operating table and sedate me (I was seven). Then they jammed a tube up my johnson and into my kidney, which hurt even worse than peeing blood, which was already like Satan mouth-breathing on the soul of your nads. Maybe the pain depends on where the blood is coming from or something, but there is no way a human child would put up with that sort of pain for three years. I was damn near keeled over the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) that word makes my peehole tingle ( i think i have a fear of pissing blood -- never have done in my life though) When I was in elementary school I got kicked in the side* and urinated blood for the next 3 years. (no joke) *none of the doctors could figure out source of the problem, even after jamming a 2-foot tube in me Shenanigans! I busted a blood vessel in a kidney once and peed blood, that shit hurt so bad I held it in for the next 17 hours, even though I had to pee more than I've ever had to pee in my life. When it came time to have surgery, it took six male nurses to hold me to the operating table and sedate me (I was seven). Then they jammed a tube up my johnson and into my kidney, which hurt even worse than peeing blood, which was already like Satan mouth-breathing on the soul of your nads. Maybe the pain depends on where the blood is coming from or something, but there is no way a human child would put up with that sort of pain for three years. I was damn near keeled over the entire time. Shenanigans? My story is (embarrassingly) 100% true. And furthermore: When I'd take a piss the blood came at the very end, And that's when it would sting. And yeah I totally used to hold it because I dreaded taking a piss. In 5th grade I was taking a walk with my girlfriend from school back to our neighborhood and I had been holding it since lunch and I couldn't hold it anymore and I pissed my pants. She broke up with me soon after. Edited March 9, 2013 by LimpyLoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Now That's What I Call a FWPTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Except that it would have been way more of a problem in a higher numbered world. But here's an FWP for all intensive purposes: I just walked home with a 20lb bag of prescription cat food for my cat that also can't fucking pee right. The entire way back I was surrounded at a distance by tiny dogs that were probably peeing while they barked at me from their owners furniture. I had to pee the whole time because I've been drinking Olympia beer. It's the water. First world problems abound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Except that it would have been way more of a problem in a higher numbered world. But here's an FWP for all intensive purposes: I just walked home with a 20lb bag of prescription cat food for my cat that also can't fucking pee right. The entire way back I was surrounded at a distance by tiny dogs that were probably peeing while they barked at me from their owners furniture. I had to pee the whole time because I've been drinking Olympia beer. It's the water. First world problems abound. lose 20lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) pop music is so shallow and disgusting. 80% of lyrics are about partying, fucking, and breaking up. who the fuck cares, jesus christ. Couldn't have summed it up better myself Edited March 9, 2013 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 J Mascis' yoghurts have gone off in my fridge.... But now I'm eating DJ Premiere's Emmental so... swings and roundabouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 So does J Mascis have his own line of yoghurt now, or were you just hanging out with J Mascis and he happened to leave yoghurt in your fridge? Either way, pretty cool. FWP: having doubts about using the phrase "have his own line of" preceding yoghurt, I've just never heard it in that particular context and it sounds like it might not work. Pretty sure it does though, see no reason why it wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 the emmental i'm eating, is just my emmental that i bought myself from fucking sainsburys last night at like 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 nah its president emmental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I'm bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pixelives Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I've been in the process of suing somebody for a lot of money that they owe me (mid 5 figures), for about two years now. Well.... It looks like they offed themselves on Christmas..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I've been in the process of suing somebody for a lot of money that they owe me (mid 5 figures), for about two years now. Well.... It looks like they offed themselves on Christmas..... Wow what? Can you elaborate on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pixelives Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I really don't know much at this point. But the fact that it took 3 months to find out and nobody else in my professional sphere had heard says a lot about how this person was basically excommunicated due to shady dealings. My lawyer is trying to get to the bottom of it as we speak. Nutso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pixelives Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 The lawsuit was basically sorted and I had won (obviously). We were in the process of trying to collect or make a deal and this person had kind of dropped off, changed phone number, closed bank account, etc. I tracked them down using spokeo and sent this info to my lawyer. This person had apparently moved back to his parents house. And then I got the update from my lawyer about this turn of events the other day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Sick. I'm gonna go for a walk. BRB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was playing around with a coin and accidentally slid it under my PC tower out of reach. The tower isn't too heavy to lift, but I can't be arsed to do it right now.Also, worried that I'm a hypocrite for posting Japan-related stuff after posting in the "Domino's President is a Weeaboo" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aserinsky Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I'm currently playing brostep for a load of 13 year olds at work. My life is officialy over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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