OneToThirtySix Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 A cat has been shitting on my lawn for a year now. I just shot him with my Daisy BB gun. +1 for rationally proportionate action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 A cat has been shitting on my lawn for a year now. I just shot him with my Daisy BB gun. you bastard A cat has been shitting on my lawn for a year now. I just shot him with my Daisy BB gun. +1 for rationally proportionate action. I tried everything. I only pumped the gun twice. He isn't dead...yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 when someone pronounces both "timbre" and "Moog" correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 i used a bb gun for the first time last weekish, it was surprisingly delightful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 A cat has been shitting on my lawn for a year now. I just shot him with my Daisy BB gun. your pyschotic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 i amm anoyed mr supp. he is stray. their ar 4 other strays thatt willl be shoot if thay cum to my lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazador Mod Unit Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Anticipating a powerful sneeze and then having it come to fruition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Anticipating a powerful sneeze and then having it come to fruition. It's like a perfect orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 after you've been for a poo and you wipe your bum and there's absolutely no sign of said dirty business. very pleasing. Clean Wipe!™ i used to get these a lot before my IBS kicked in. i always called them "safety wipes". good days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 lately when i get a clean break, i still wipe the same amount, because i don't trust sneaky poop. i start to wipe out of character, from all angles, strange motions, different finger configs under the tissue. all the suspense pays off though after all 23 checkpoints report back clean. that's the kind of moment that sends me to wikipedia to weigh my chances of bumping the current human anus picture with the new model of excellence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 that's the kind of moment that sends me to wikipedia to weigh my chances of bumping the current human anus picture with the new model of excellence. fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 lukewarm printouts from the photocopier at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 lukewarm printouts from the photocopier at work. Yes, and also the smell of freshly-printed documents. I love buying a "red fruit delight" box from Tesco (grapes, strawberries and apple slices) and eating a few crisp apple slices that are soaked in sweet, bright red strawberry juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 My grammother got out of the hospital recentlyish, and I've been sleeping on her couch each night at her request (not the couch part). I had a nightmare of some sort and was trying to escape into reality, and woke up in a mind frenzy, yelling in my head "WHERE AM I?!" I've had it happen before at other houses I've slept in that I don't usually sleep in. I love it. I really wish I could remember the nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 People posting in the wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAh Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Getting all the your coins and finding the oldest/newest ones. For the record it's 1982/2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 When somebody in the far left passing lane moves over to let you...pass them. Music library on shuffle and two songs from different bands/groups go together really well. Figuring out a mis-heard lyric. That sudden onset of vertigo when you've been drinking entirely too much and are about to vomit your guts out. The dizzyness feels really good if you're laying down, listening to some chill music and let it immerse you. Just remember to find a place to puke within the next minute or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Intertwining my toes the way one would intertwine their fingers Seeing the bones and veins in my hands (I used to be fat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Also, Sleeping in a few different houses (grandmothers, mothers, fathers) all in a short period of time and waking up expecting to see your room, and then realizing that you're in someone else's house. Or vice versa. Reading the little shampoo labels while taking a shower. Finding little faces and shapes in your bathroom tile or bedroom ceiling Listening to a song you haven't heard in ages and realizing you know all the lyrics as you sing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The soft hum of the stereo with the jack disconnected. The same buzz a guitar amp makes before you plug it into a guitar. I just let it hum for hours. Walking, biking, or jogging down the street at 5 in the morning, with the whole world to myself. Leaving the window open at night to feel the cool air juxtaposed with the heat of the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 When there's a thread title asking a question followed by a thread title that could be an answer to that question in Gen Ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I love it when my cat is sleeping and I pet him. He reaches out and grabs my hand with his two front paws and pulls my hand into his face. It always feels like the ultimate I love you. Like my hand is the best thing in the world as far as he is concerned. And I love it when moss and tiny ferns grow in the cracks of concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 A drum session where the player knows exactly how to compliment the song on the first take, no additional guidance required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 When there's a thread title asking a question followed by a thread title that could be an answer to that question in Gen Ban. what did you just do? I just came out :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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