azatoth Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Babar is writing his thesis that will win the Nobel prize and revolutionize science. Just you watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Anything about this posted yet? http://news.yahoo.com/higgs-boson-physicists-see-best-proof-yet-god-155311961--abc-news-tech.html Higgs Boson: Physicists See Best Proof Yet of 'The God Particle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Why do they insist on using "God particle" when referring to the Higgs, it's silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Because it's silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Get your religion out of my science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Science exists with the sole purpose to make religion look silly! Yes, they've found the God particle!!! It exists! There is proof! Hurrah! Science - Religion: 1 - 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 If the God particle exists, it also means that God exists. Check Mate, evolutionists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Not really. This God is not a God which favors its worshippers over the non-believers. If God is a particle, religion will be overtaken by particle science. Shazam! Evolution is back at work again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Why do they insist on using "God particle" when referring to the Higgs, it's silly. Not sure if true, but I read the origin lies with a scientist who was annoyed that the Higgs was so hard to find, that he jokingly called it "the goddamned particle" to a journalist. And the journalist thought to just go with this God thing. Most mainstream journalists tend to simplify science stuff anyway, and make it as sensational as possible. They don't care if it's accurate, I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Wait, what does this CERN-whatsit have to do with DMT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 yeah godel is right, if god is a particle you don't have to get up for granny from your seat in the metro anymore. doomed we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Wait, what does this CERN-whatsit have to do with DMT? when the particles collide, they explode into fractal machine elf patterns. duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 yeah godel is right, if god is a particle you don't have to get up for granny from your seat in the metro anymore. doomed we are Hey, please leave me out of your metro mannerisms. Getting up for granny is good practice regardless of any God-particle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 http://t.co/LlXAjPn4 Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 they found higgs' bison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Why do they insist on using "God particle" when referring to the Higgs, it's silly. vote quimby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 I've got a bottle of this! Quite tasty! Anyway, Higgs Bosom for most IDM 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 the Higgs Boson . ... with gravel fill for maximum mass... how can this not be nerd humor? olololol =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 CMS found a new boson at ~125 GeV with a 4.9 sigma, five sigma being the gold standard to call it confirmed. So basically one experiment has found a new boson that looks like the Higgs, but more data is needed. ATLAS lady has the most awful slides, Comic Sans, really?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 yeah godel is right, if god is a particle you don't have to get up for granny from your seat in the metro anymore. doomed we are Hey, please leave me out of your metro mannerisms. Getting up for granny is good practice regardless of any God-particle. Hey I know that, you know that, but step back to see the big picture, whats outside watmm ? where ppl aren't ethical geniouses, and need good justifications to get up for granny, reeeeal good justifications, a particle can't give them.. the big picture man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 In the new religion based on the Higgs Boson, every believer gets to carry a small version of the LHC. I'm sure that with a bit of tweaking we could be able to actually shoot photons at the non-believers. There might be a possibility that our enlightened version of how things should be will prevail. *muahahahaha* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 So what does it mean? Even faster computers in 10 years? Indistinguishable virtual reality? New medical processes and a cure for cancer? Time travel? New perfect energy source? Or atomising guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 .. and all of the sudden everybody on my Facebook is interested in physics. Today they act like Stephen Hawking, fucking ridiculous .. they are fucking dimwits !!!!. Anyways, this is a great humankind archivement and i bet physicist are really excited about the discovery. The commoners will have to wait a decade or two to see any technologies that might spawn from this research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Will this make Prometheus better? If not, then I don't give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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