Redruth Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 'A survey of about 600 scientists published this week found that a majority think it's time to consider conservation triage' http://www.bbc.co.uk...gazine-15691450 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 No, we should ramp up aggressively killing all poachers/deforesters/etc Although I might just agree about the panda. Apparently they have trouble fucking under the best of circumstances... But no remorse for offing someone for killing a rhino or tiger (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Fuck. This sucks. I grew up adoring these creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Teach a Panda to fish... etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 No, we should ramp up aggressively killing all poachers/deforesters/etc Although I might just agree about the panda. Apparently they have trouble fucking under the best of circumstances... But no remorse for offing someone for killing a rhino or tiger (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Are you willing to step up and go hunting men that are armed to the teeth, running around killing for profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 'fearless chinese penis wine drinkers with armored teeth, kill 600 scientists who were considering conservation triage. poachers around the world have complained that without proper conservation efforts there will not be enough animals to kill' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 No, we should ramp up aggressively killing all poachers/deforesters/etc Although I might just agree about the panda. Apparently they have trouble fucking under the best of circumstances... But no remorse for offing someone for killing a rhino or tiger (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 No, we should ramp up aggressively killing all poachers/deforesters/etc Although I might just agree about the panda. Apparently they have trouble fucking under the best of circumstances... But no remorse for offing someone for killing a rhino or tiger (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Are you willing to step up and go hunting men that are armed to the teeth, running around killing for profit? If I didn't have student loans to pay off I would do this. It would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 More like penis whine, am i rite?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Alligators & Moths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Some cunt just killed the last Vietnamese rhino. But face it Pandas weren't meant to be around for long now were they? Eating bamboo and refusing to fuck. EDit, actually send them all to Essex, we'd probably have too many in a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Anybody who would kill a rhino should die. Die die die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 No, we should ramp up aggressively killing all poachers/deforesters/etc Although I might just agree about the panda. Apparently they have trouble fucking under the best of circumstances... But no remorse for offing someone for killing a rhino or tiger (and jail for the Chinese guys paying outrageous sums for "three penis wine") Are you willing to step up and go hunting men that are armed to the teeth, running around killing for profit? If I didn't have student loans to pay off I would do this. It would be awesome. What rifle would you take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I would use my hands. For that extra personal touch. I mean, I'd probably be discrete at first and go for a few kneecaps from a safe distance with an M40, or I guess a Remington Model 700 if I couldn't get a new M40A5, just to bring the poachers down and stun them. But I would need to feel the life leave their bodies, or it's just no fun for me. I'd like to take Rambo with me, though. We could slake ourselves in poacher blood, as it is an aphrodisiac and irresistible to missionary women and villagers alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chenGOD Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I would use my hands. For that extra personal touch. I mean, I'd probably be discrete at first and go for a few kneecaps from a safe distance with an M40, or I guess a Remington Model 700 if I couldn't get a new M40A5, just to bring the poachers down and stun them. But I would need to feel the life leave their bodies, or it's just no fun for me. I'd like to take Rambo with me, though. We could slake ourselves in poacher blood, as it is an aphrodisiac and irresistible to missionary women and villagers alike. What you really need is to make yourself a strong medicinal drink out of distilled poacher penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I want a hat made from those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 I would use my hands. For that extra personal touch. I mean, I'd probably be discrete at first and go for a few kneecaps from a safe distance with an M40, or I guess a Remington Model 700 if I couldn't get a new M40A5, just to bring the poachers down and stun them. But I would need to feel the life leave their bodies, or it's just no fun for me. I'd like to take Rambo with me, though. We could slake ourselves in poacher blood, as it is an aphrodisiac and irresistible to missionary women and villagers alike. What you really need is to make yourself a strong medicinal drink out of distilled poacher penis. patchwork, poacherpenis skin rug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Look at all the pretty kitt....oh my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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