YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Yeah! They weren't from space, it was the ooze that made them what they are! Jerk face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 he's gonna make them look all instead of ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 that's retarded fuck michael bay in his ass with no lube. can't believe he did that to ninja turtles >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is such a serious piece of fiction that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Fuck you. The turtles are part of a lot of people's childhood, to me this is as important/serious as The Pope rewriting The Origin of Species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Maybe the sewer ooze came from space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 well, look at what he did to transformers. edit: autopilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is such a serious piece of fiction that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice the first movie was dark as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 well, look at what he did to transformers. edit: autopilot I tried but I couldn't make it all the way through the first film. If I'm not mistaken, people were also upset at him for not taking the giant fighting toy robots seriously enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. .... theres porn with explosions in it? =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. .... theres porn with explosions in it? =O Yea it's bukake porn. Dick explosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 ejaculation / explosion tomato / tomahto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YELLOW Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ am I the only one hearing clapping when I scroll past that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303. How would you feel if Michael Bay goes to Plaid's house and starts raping them? That's how I feel right now, Michael Bay is raping my beloved turtles, have some sympathy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 lol michael bay. an auteur in the truest sense of the word he went to my school and gave some money for an area of our new film building. I shit you not, it's called the "Bay bay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 ahem: auteur |ôˈtər| noun a filmmaker whose personal influence and artistic control over a movie are so great that the filmmaker is regarded as the author of the movie. if that's not michael bay then fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'. Well the thread's op is more about the rape of the Ninja Turtles than a general dislike for Michael Bay. Vague title is misleading I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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