YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm on a drug called nostalgia. When I read the ninja turtles were going to be aliens the child inside of me started crying because he was witnessing the rape and murder of one of his favourite childhood things. Sorry if my words sounded abusive to you, but for me it was necessary, Michael Bay is a criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I understand. He hurt your feelers... Maybe just pretend it's not happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm on a drug called nostalgia. When I read the ninja turtles were going to be aliens the child inside of me started crying because he was witnessing the rape and murder of one of his favourite childhood things. Sorry if my words sounded abusive to you, but for me it was necessary, Michael Bay is a criminal. sorry dude, sometimes if you read my posts fast then they sound aggressive. i wasn't being aggressive. just so you know. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I think the first film is as close an adaptation of the original comic books as we'll ever get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Teenage Space Ninja Turtles... hmmm, no. Doesn't really roll of the tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 you lose in the ooze, michael bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Noooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Can the internet just agree to boycott something unequivocally already? Let's get a billion-strong petition to stop him or something. Or that thing they did with Weezer; we'll just pay him to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 michael bay has the artistic integrity of a dead fish i don't even know what that means but it's pretty bad i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 michael bay has the artistic integrity of a dead fish i don't even know what that means but it's pretty bad i think Not sure about that, this is a pretty great dead fish!! With lots of artistic integrity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWQGa-EBxzk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I think the first film is as close an adaptation of the original comic books as we'll ever get. Totally. This reminds me of those Batman movies (one of them with Arnold Schwarnegger, I think) and some of the Pierce Brosnan James Bonds, where it was all an obvious half-assed attempt to make an easy buck out of nostalgia. Poor plots, unneeded boobage, bad acting and the whole budget going to explosions and car crashes. Now it seems Michael Bay has discovered the 80's niche - he realised he's done with Transformers, now he moves on to TMNT. He'll be doing a Captain Planet or a MacGyver film by 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Poor plots, unneeded boobage, bad acting and the whole budget going to explosions and car crashes. didn't you just describe all bond movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Poor plots, unneeded boobage, bad acting and the whole budget going to explosions and car crashes. didn't you just describe all bond movies? Also... since when can boobage be unneeded? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 HAS ANYONE HEARD OF TRANSFORMERS LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MICHAEL BAY WAS A CUNT. SERIOUSLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 HAS ANYONE HEARD OF TRANSFORMERS LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MICHAEL BAY WAS A CUNT. SERIOUSLY Why is your entire post in caps? "seriously" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 in memory of watmm caps lock week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 in memory of watmm caps lock week lol oh god... I hope all the threads aren't in caps for the whole week. what have you done?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 it's a super serial statement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPBytlBKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 it's a super serial statement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPBytlBKIE hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 If you were kids and you heard that they were going to do an alien version of ninja turtles you'd be super excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Poor plots, unneeded boobage, bad acting and the whole budget going to explosions and car crashes. didn't you just describe all bond movies? I liked Sean Connery, most of his bond movies were okay for 1960's standards (I'm thinking From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, the earlier ones). The bad acting and the poor plots started mostly with Roger Moore, imo. There are some good James Bond films, but they're bundled with too many crap ones. I guess hollywood directors have run out of new ideas. Inception is probably the only semi original idea in the last good few years, most things on theaters now are nostalgia trips and rehashing old ideas. Having said that, I am looking forward to The Hobbit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 buck hichael fay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Man. I wonder if they're going to go back in time and become samurais. Alien turtle samurais that make butt jokes. I loved that recent cartoon reboot. I'll just pretend this doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 How is he going to explain Splinter? giant rat from Neptune? or is he just gonna write him off the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 How is he going to explain Splinter? giant rat from Neptune? or he just gonna write him off the movie? It'll be a predalien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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