Guest theSun Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 good luck man, we're all counting on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Seal off the room, destroy all infested stuff, get pros in there stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 this thread makes me itchy yes. no wonder all da aliens left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! hello, we're 4 people in a flat and had an infestation last year.. noticed them way too late, thinking of the big dark blob of bugs that i've found under my bed still gives the chills... we've been debating low-cost ways of trying to get rid of them, then finally decided to leave it to the pros, and frankly, call a pro. you probably know by now that the eggs are very hard to kill, and a feasible way to really get rid of bed bugs is having all sleeping places and basically everything around them sprayed, at least 3 times in intervals of a couple weeks (gotta wait until the young ones hatch, but not too long, or they will start laying eggs :]). we had them come in two times first, and when a flatmate still noticed bytes we called them again (could be phantom symptoms though). the guy sprayed this stuff: http://www.pesticide...?Rec_Id=PC37663 procedure went like, he sprays all your things & surfaces & cracks in the walls, while you leave for 6 or 9 hours or so, and then don't wipe the floor or anything because you'd wash away the poison. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! Godspeed Gaarg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 phling: I believe it's not that far yet. I'm doing all I can and I know it'll take a long time still, but since I don't have anything serious to do these days anyway I'll make war on bedbugs. Also because I have no money for some badass exterminators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 here's what you do: Step 1: Line rooms--all rooms-- with aluminum foil; light all rooms with UV lamps Step 2: Have sex with Ashley Judd Step 3: Step 4: Enjoy living bug free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'm doing so fine here I'm seriously afraid of something bad in the near future. Ah well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 torch the place . 100% accuracy guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Ok I should explain, that I (I'm solo, because my gf is away in Spain these months) live on the top floor of a three level house, the landlord lives on the bottom two. He's aware of the situation now, but I sais I'd take care of it as it's obvious that me (or gf before she went) brought these bitches from somewhere. I explored a bit around the apartment and it seems the bugs so far only occupy in the bedroom. That's the most positive thing so far. Because if I find them anywhere else I'll probably cry like a little girl. either make the landlord pay for it or move out and never come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 here's what you do: Step 1: Line rooms--all rooms-- with aluminum foil; light all rooms with UV lamps Step 2: Have sex with Ashley Judd Step 3: Step 4: Enjoy living bug free LOL Gods Speed Gaarg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakIB_IJnu0 isabella rossellini explains bedbug mating in a way that only isabella rossellini can. probably not safe for work or your brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 Hey, is it possible that I already got everything under control? I checked the rest of the appartment a lot and no traces, the bedroom only seems to have bugs near and in bed and there are only a few there. I've been saving bed place for last in order to let them have a shelter and not run away. Tomorrow I'll try to destroy the bed infestation utterly. Now reading your experiences and the internets' it seems that my optimism is completely dumb-founded and I'm fooling myself because bed bugs do this and that and eggs and all. But is there a chance all that shit won't happen and I succeed here? Please someone say it's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 nope. they won't go away by themselves. you can't really starve them to death, and you won't be able to kill them all. a single surviving bug will produce lots of eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 Aw come on, how does anyone get rid of them then? I just went over all the last pieces and spayed my ass off with everything concerning bed. I wonder how things will turn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 put sand on them sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 I just found one on the bathroom door. My life is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 Ok so I don't get it (again). There was one on the bathroom door and I turn around the whole bathroom and nothing. What are they doing? Fucking bedbugs, how do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I think I might have a problem with bedbugs soon if I don't do something. I've been bit a few times and saw one. I'm getting rid of the mattress as soon as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 how many of those bed bugs have you...nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 why is there no mspaint yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Ok so two months later and there doesn't seem to be any left. Any crawling at least. Last one I found was dead in a crack in my bed. Thanks again for all the advice and I'll be back here in a couple of months or if shit breaks up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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