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"So note to self: Don't drink a bottle of Vodkas last few drops that you and your friends were swigging out of the bottle on the beach 4 years ago. Gave me a little food poisoning last night and it was the Skull Vodka too. Damn."

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This post was on my high school reunion FB page:

"Please help me out! The next 3 people to place an order with me with Jamberry Nails, will get a special gift from me! I am trying to earn points to go on my very FIRST cruise in January 2014. :) Check out my website!"

A reply:

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I'm tired of people using this forum as their personal fundraiser. This is meant to be used for the purposes of our HS reunion, and that only. Thanks"

Thumbs up from me. Another chick tried to pull the same crap by turning her weight loss effort into a personal fundraiser. This same chick has been stalking me ever since I joined Facebook.
I can relate to the weight loss effort, but I also didn't go asking people for money when I did it.



 





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"So note to self: Don't drink a bottle of Vodkas last few drops that you and your friends were swigging out of the bottle on the beach 4 years ago. Gave me a little food poisoning last night and it was the Skull Vodka too. Damn."

lol

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^Aren't you like, spending LESS money when loosing weight...?

 

 

A girl on my list is liking these horrible pictures posted by some German Angst-page... even more annoyingly, most of them have grammatical and/or spelling errors.

 

I tried to translate the errors appropriately:

 

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"I just want to be loved by you. That's all.. But even that , is too much to ask."

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

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"You left, & with you my " real " smile"

 

:mellow:

 

 

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"Congratulations, you lost the girl that loved you the most."

 

:shrug:

 

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"I need you, but you need her!.."

 

:dry:

 

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"Because the life, I live disgusts me."

 

:fear:

 

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"I am so tired of loving, of missing, of fighting, of suffering and especially of living."

 

:sleep:

 

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"You'll never understand what your words triggered in the inside of me"

 

:ok:

 

 

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"My biggest wish is to fall asleep & wakeup neveragain."

 

:cerious:

 

 

 

 

 

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"A girl that was hurt too many times won't believe anybody of your compliments"

 

:facepalm:

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Oh my GOD this qualifies as the most retarded and involuntarily funny thing I've seen this week (from the same page):

 

 

 

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When God made me . . .

 

Hmmm...three teaspoons of intelligence. Two teaspoons of "Two And A Half Men"-Addiction and Play-Station-Addiction . . .

 

. . . and only a tiny little bit of "sexy"

 

 

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Does this seem familiar to any of you?:

 

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About two months ago I saw a 20-something couple snap photos of their infant inside a ski lodge. I thought to myself, "I know exactly where those photos are gonna end up"

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drlol = droll + lol ... it's not obvious so i'm cool with it limpy as i've occasionally used it for years without anyone noticing let alone trying to assplain ;-]

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There's a friend-of-a-friend on my news feed that posts some of the dumbest shit. Actually, the same quote at the top of this page is by him.

 

View the mindless redneck amongst his kin.

 

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Does this seem familiar to any of you?:

 

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Is that an aged Doug Funnie?

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There's a friend-of-a-friend on my news feed that posts some of the dumbest shit. Actually, the same quote at the top of this page is by him.

 

View the mindless redneck amongst his kin.

 

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Does this seem familiar to any of you?:

 

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Is that an aged Doug Funnie?

 

fucking lol

 

Judy divorced him and he recently defaulted on his mortgage

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are?

 

 

lol is this some sort of trick question?

Just some local radio station crap a former coworker shared on her feed. I think it's less of a riddle and more of an experiment to get varying results. It almost warrants its own thread. Almost.

 

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