jules Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 holy fucking shit. 4 cups of jungle juice. 3 beers and 3 shots of tequila and just beat 3 dwi tests. wtf. someone looking out for me tonight. damn. I was actually ok but by law I was definitely under the influence. it was less than a mile from my house. still trembling. more out of nervousness than anything else. my drinks were over a long period of time but still... I feel like I got away with one but I wasn't putting anyone in jeopardy, I felt fine. don't drink and drive at all folks. at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 not worth it. stop doing that. pay over a thousand bucks in fines and five years probation. they can keep you in jail for a whole weekend! if they wanted to. I've never been caught but I stopped. two friends have been busted and shit sucks. mandatory breathalyzer machines in your car after first dui I think. washington state though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 What the fuck are you driving for if you been drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 What the fuck are you driving for if you been drinking? To get to the next bar, pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 fuck that. drunk driving is not cool under any circumstances. cut it out. >:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 yea like I said my drinks were over a long period of time, I was fine, obviously. just very scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 they can keep you in jail for a whole weekend! lol american drink driving laws are so lax. that amount of booze in your system in the UK could very possibly land you in jail for a couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 jungle juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I can just imagine how great it must have felt to arrive home unscathed by the flabby arm of the law. Wow. I know one shouldn't recommend driving under the influence but personally I'm more liable to cause an accident driving after I've just woken up than after a few brewskies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 jungle juice? bascially alcoholic punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 they can keep you in jail for a whole weekend! lol american drink driving laws are so lax. that amount of booze in your system in the UK could very possibly land you in jail for a couple of years. shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 yeah man, if you're a normal sized bloke you can probably get away with having like, 2 beers....but even then you're risking serious trouble. best just to not bother at all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 wow i was wasted last night and had drunk stupid unprotected sex but at least i didn't drive!! Never drive! Ever! but seriously how to people who don't live in a pedestrian geared like new york or berlin party? LA must be a nightmare for DWIs edit: now that I think about it, i've driven drunk maybe twice, but it required all my focus. no music, no one else in the car, just me and the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I got into an accident once while drunk. It was just after the cops had left when they were camped out for a DWI stop for a party I was at. I was following my friend's car back to his apartment when he came to a quick stop on a hill and *BAM* my car looked like it had been hit with a bazooka. One look at it, and you would say it's totaled, but it still somehow ran. To make matters worse, it was my friend's birthday. We drove like ninjas to an empty lot down the street from his place and dealt with it the next morning. My car was leaking antifreeze, I couldn't believe it was NOT totaled and it's a miracle not a single cop saw us. I don't drive drunk anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 holy fucking shit. 4 cups of jungle juice. 3 beers and 3 shots of tequila and just beat 3 dwi tests. wtf. someone looking out for me tonight. damn. I was actually ok but by law I was definitely under the influence. it was less than a mile from my house. still trembling. more out of nervousness than anything else. my drinks were over a long period of time but still... I feel like I got away with one but I wasn't putting anyone in jeopardy, I felt fine. don't drink and drive at all folks. at all. you're a father and you're going around drunk driving? the fuck is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I got into an accident once while drunk. It was just after the cops had left when they were camped out for a DWI stop for a party I was at. I was following my friend's car back to his apartment when he came to a quick stop on a hill and *BAM* my car looked like it had been hit with a bazooka. One look at it, and you would say it's totaled, but it still somehow ran. To make matters worse, it was my friend's birthday. We drove like ninjas to an empty lot down the street from his place and dealt with it the next morning. My car was leaking antifreeze, I couldn't believe it was NOT totaled and it's a miracle not a single cop saw us. I don't drive drunk anymore. lol, good story. driving like ninjas to an empty lot down the street, nice imagery right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Did you get breath tested jules ? Here that's what they do, none of that sobriety test bullshit, which i could probably pass after dunking myself in rum. I mean simple people can't count backwards whilst sober, how on earth are they going to do it after imbibing alcohol. This then, makes you question whether some people should be allowed to hold a licence at all. Anyway, my takeaway from this post is. GET A FUCKING TAXI YOU CHEAPSKATE ! ! It's not worth the hassle of losing your licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 The only time I ever had to take a breathalyzer was when I got pulled over on my way home after a party and had a headlight out. Luckily I knew I wasn't in shape to leave when I wanted to, so I hung out and smoked a lot of weed with my friends at the party. I blew a .06 (legal limit is .08) but was high as hell. The cop gave me a warning about my headlight and sent me on my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 I wasn't drunk, did you not read that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I've been stopped a couple of times whilst quite high on weed. Once was because proper insurance hadn't been paid on the car and I was unlucky enough to have a cop car in front of me who decided to run the plates through his computer. The other time was just a random check, both times I could leave without any trouble. Maybe I was just lucky. Can only hope that they don't start getting wise on how to spot stoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I wasn't drunk, did you not read that? said every drunk driver ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 ok thanks hoodie if I was drunk don't you think I would have been arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 if you weren't drunk, why were you pulled over three times? one of my friends smashed into a fence (or something, i don't remember the details) while drunk driving. he didn't get arrested because he played it off cool. being sober is relatively easy to fake if you have enough experience with being drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 They most likely had roadblocks set up to look for people drunk driving because of the holiday weekend. Everyone has to stop at those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 They most likely had roadblocks set up to look for people drunk driving because of the holiday weekend. Everyone has to stop at those... ah, i forgot those existed. i've never seen one in florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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