YEK Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 i was just looking at porn from a site that was recommended on youtube and a pop up from the RCMP (canadian police ) popped up RCMP.GC.CA/etc i'm freaking out, what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 It might be a 4chan-esque joke but what are the porn/obscenity laws in Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 lol, whats there to be nervous about, is porn illegal in canada or something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/scams-fraudes/scareware-eng.htm this seems to sum it up i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/scams-fraudes/scareware-eng.htm this seems to sum it up i hope yeah that's what I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 i just hope my landlord that has the email account from my isp doesn't get a message... embarassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 i really don't mean to bother you, but we noticed your ip address has downloaded about 200 terabytes of child pornography. sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 i'm fucked. they know i have IDM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 If Dudley Dooright shows up, grab your BC Bud and head for the border! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 *yek-hug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 The pr0n detectives are hunched over, looking through a magnifying glass, following footprints right to your doorstep. Once they arrive, the smell of fear will give you away. I highly suggest you scram. Take a delightful tropical holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 when i first got a computer in the late 90's i got an AOL email that said i had subscribed to a porn site and i had a certain amount of time to call a 1-800 number to unsubscribe before they bill me. i was an idiot who didn't understand the internet yet and I had looked at a porn site before so I thought they somehow automatically signed me up for an account or something so i scrounged up my quarters to try and call teh 1800 number and cancel the deal before my parents got billed but it wound up just being a phone sex hot line and I put 2 and 2 together and learned about spam for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 "mounted police" couldn't be more fitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 i'm fucked. they know i have IDM. Even though it's a cash scam, it is a good excuse to do a good scrub of your hard drives. I'm paranoid of even ecchi these days, let alone the decent hentai.-sie- this world, and it's coming to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Porn of Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 sick times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Ew! You do realise I'm talking specifically about the baby Jesus here, not beardy Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I can think of only one solution. Next time, vote for the man wearing the v-neck sweater: If this wont help you, nothing will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Ew! You do realise I'm talking specifically about the baby Jesus here, not beardy Jesus. Baby Jesus' arm holding an apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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