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  1. Audioblysk

    I've been on this site over 10 years. 

     

    Good god. 

    1. dcom

      dcom

      My condolences.

    2. logakght

      logakght

      me too bro. I tried to escape for some years but ultimately came back.

  2. Audioblysk

    Elon Musk isn't even that cool. :shrug:

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    2. Salvatorin

      Salvatorin

      man dude i knew that dude back in the day and he straight up kicked a dying pidgeon. just saying

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      isn't he named after a melon? so weak

    4. eczem

      eczem

      one letter away from a muskmelon

  3. Audioblysk

    I love you Bulk. I want to get a drink/doob with you ASAP.

    1. Salvatorin

      Salvatorin

      no

  4. Audioblysk

    DIN SYNC TO MY DINGALING

  5. Audioblysk

    Ring is Phoning.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      is it phoning me? :(

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      then who was phone??

  6. Audioblysk

    Bean burritos are really underrated. All the burrito, but none of the meat. Meat triggers my dump mechanism and makes me sleepy. Beans do not. Black beans are at the top of their game and so is stealing Taco Bell hot-sauce packs to feed your habit.

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Agreed about bean burritos. Actually subsisted on them for a while when I was going vegetarian last year.

    3. Paul

      Paul

      Blazing saddles.

    4. barbu

      barbu

      uh oh

  7. Audioblysk

    Drove by a Black Angus Steakhouse and the 'g' on the sign had burnt out. I nodded in approval.

  8. Audioblysk

    "Some ancient astronaut theorists believe..." Take that to the bank.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Giorgio A. Tsoukalos probably made that quote

    2. may be rude

      may be rude

      "everyone knows" ancient astronaut theorists are not to be taken seriously

  9. Audioblysk

    Some aging white guy was popping off at the mall at this little Mexican kid and yelling at him for running in the mall. He actually said 'you kids are ruining this country'. I walked up, tapped the guy on the shoulder, got in a bro stance and said 'You gonna make it great again? You're gonna make America great again, huh?' -- The whole situation stopped completely, the kid ran away and the aging white man looked at me with his mouth open then walked away really quickly. I...

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    2. may be rude

      may be rude

      , that's what jesus liked to call it.

    3. hoggy

      hoggy

      Pendulous scrotums swung

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Causing another earthquake in Haiti!...

  10. Audioblysk

    Pork makes me sick. I used to eat it as a kid, now when I do, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Fish/Crustacean's def take the cake for top protien, followed by well-raised chicken, then tofu and the like. Beef and pork are too much for my lil' stomach to handle. Shrimp is at the top of its game..

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      I only eat bork's dork

    3. Adieu

      Adieu

      You forgot maggots

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      cum

  11. Audioblysk

    Strawberries are probably the most superior berry... maybe a good, ripe blackberry would be #2. Fuck blueberries. Raspberries are alright. Strawberries are at the top of their game.

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    2. AAAAh

      AAAAh

      yeah strawberries are pretty ace but for me the blackcurrent tops it and raspberries are on par.

    3. hoggy

      hoggy

      snozberries ftw

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Also strawberries are incredibly low calorie for how sweet they seem, aka good to use to sweeten up shakes or make into pies etc. Good shiz

  12. Audioblysk

    (Sleep on, dream on.)

  13. Audioblysk

    Burger and Beans

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I emailed ya, if you have a sec to check it :)

  14. Audioblysk

    Laudanum Alchemist..

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Fluid Druid

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Semen Demon?

  15. Audioblysk

    Salad Master.

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    2. Herr Jan

      Herr Jan

      Bread Senpai here

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Vegetable Sex Offender

    4. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      heuheuh that got a bad turn pretty quickly

  16. Audioblysk

    WATMM has been handed over to the neo-con's... god save us all.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      sorry =(

  17. Audioblysk

    Cram it, lady.

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    2. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      ^^Just makes for more thirstlier desires.^^

       

      Crammit, daily.

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Dammit, clam lady

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Crams it*..... prolapse imminent

       

  18. Audioblysk

    1500 posts deep

  19. Audioblysk

    The moment when you realize you've almost made 1500 posts on WATMM...

  20. Audioblysk

    Real men have a garden

  21. Audioblysk

    Go Away

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      sorry

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      =(

  22. Audioblysk

    Gordon Ramsay is my personal hero. I wanna go womanize and berate bad cooks with him. PLZ GORDON

    1. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAPED PINGUIN PUSSY SHITFAG BALLS

       

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Speaking of balls, his probably got kicked a few times off camera from doing just that.

  23. Audioblysk

    Blast the nips

  24. Audioblysk

    Taking a selfie during the rapture. #smithingthepetulantsinnerz

  25. Audioblysk

    Chiaroscuro Cat

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