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Audioblysk

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  1. ^^^ zomg, brad pitt status 10/10 would rub with coconut oil.
  2. I always read your posts in an angry Scotsman style.
  3. Wow, so big name banks are taking cannabis industry deposits?? That's huge news to me. Is it because you guys are a nonprofit? I honestly couldn't tell you! I was in there for 3 hours between the lawyers and bullshit. The irony of this is Uncle Sam still wants his bite for taxes, and we have to pay. It was a debacle. There's a reason I didn't name the bank. Let's just say, the best money launderers are the ones who operate in plain sight and with little to no legal consequence.
  4. One of my friends does essentially 3rd party credit processing for restaurants via the company he works for to pay their bills to suppliers and the like, it's a total racket, he basically earns interest and money off keeping peoples payments in limbo. It's possibly one of the most American things I have ever heard of anyone doing ever. But I guess it's extremely common. Fun/Stupid bank story ---- I came into the bank with $100,000 from the medical cannabis collective I work at and needed to deposit the money under the LLC that my boss runs the payments/bills paid/tax payments through (not specifically illegal, we pay taxes and stay essentially non-profit after everyone is paid for the time and work, but no bank will legally take the money without it being through a FEDERALLY legal means.. anyways) and I was treated like a Columbia drug lord by this bank (big American bank, would rather not say which one). They had to bring in the banks rent-a-lawyer to talk shop with me. I explained the situation as they were afraid they were going to have to call the police, which was very alarming and confusing as this isn't the first time this has happened... Eventually, being that I am not a lawyer and really don't know what the fuck I am doing- I have to call our lawyer(s) and they have to talk. Then after there is discussion on the phone with the regional manager at the bank for the better of an hour - they devised a way to put the money into the bank/accounts that required me opening in the LLC's namesake a weird CD and they made me come back next week and only do 50k at a time... meanwhile taking little jabs at me for bringing money into a bank to deposit, even after hopefully understanding the gaps in logic legally that make it so I have to bring in lump sums of cash for things. it was one of the most confusing and shady experiences of my life, ever. The point is, it took over 60 days for the 100k to become available, even though I brought in COLD HARD CASH... so the fact that they did that isn't shocking to me in the slightest.
  5. THAT'S 'MERICAN BANKING FER YA On the other subject- - Keep it up man. You're gonna beat the crap out of your alcoholism until it's begging for mercy and unable to find help. I believe in you bby.
  6. All I was saying is that there is more PC fuckery there than people want to think, I don't doubt it can be done without a PC at some point, but for that age of technology and how much more sleek it sounds than 'music is a rotted one note' makes me think there was some DAW/Reaktor/Cool Edit stuff going on as well as heavy hardware work. Not at all. I just like how there is video from that time of him using Reaktor and Cool Edit and all of you are still trying to convince yourselves that he just picked that up for the tour or they randomly showed a program little to no musicians would care about just to fake out. I can see how he utilized the DR-660 and eventide stuff, but I don't think this record was entirely OTB is what I'm saying. Sorry
  7. lol wicked. is there a good way to cool a g5 tower? mine seems like it's getting brutalized sometimes.
  8. I don't doubt that it can be done, but I really think he was using more PC during that time than people on here want to admit. It was released in 2001, right before Drukqs, which is more than likely all computer/laptop based compositions besides the piano pieces. .. I have a hard time believing that being mates with Aphex and that lot that he was still low-teching it that hard.
  9. lol. I made the cheeky-cunt face ( ) so your joke was responded to with a joke. I laughed. Just trollin' ur vibe
  10. lol How is that an achievement or success? The thread is not called 'stupid racist stereotyping thoughts in your day to day life' EDIT - @StephenG - Congrats on not drinking, I've never battled the bottle, but my family has a really, really rough history with drinking, cirrhosis, being Irish, and the like. You're too bright of a lad to be brought down by the devil-juice. - <3 Audioblysk
  11. Went to guitar center, got a JJOS'ed mpc1000, ART Pro Channel 2 and some patch cables. They fucked up charging me and I got out of there for less than 525$!!! I got my channel strip for half price and it was brand new! I'm taking it as a sign from the gear-gods that I'm on the right path. Got home and slapped some JJECC803's in the ART unit and started being amazed at the power of outboard gear. I'm a changed man, no more software horse-honky, I'm stepping up to the big-boy-level and going balls deep into some new gear and choons. Up next, DSI PRO-2, getting my Matrix-6r fixed, new mackie 8 channel mixer, selling the old monitors and grabbing a slick 6" + sub pack, dual opto-compressors, delay rack and a new firewire interface. Glory. Yes, Glory.
  12. When can we expect to hear? Sounds awesome!
  13. I remember one person at least two times a day. She wasn't my first love, but she is the only woman I have felt anything for since then. Lately, it's progressed to the point of dreaming about said person. I was with her for 4 years and we were very, very close friends for about the same amount of time before we even started dating. Long story short, we entered a way-too-serious relationship way too young and things blew up. We've spoken once or twice since then (about 2.5 or 3 years ago) She currently lives in Portland and has no contact with any of my friends from what I know. I don't know what to do. I'm tired of going through my day and remembering things about her/us. I have tried to be in other relationships and I just feel empty or that I just use them for a sexual means to an end... Do I call her up and try to chat? Splurge out all this random (oh trust me, tip of the iceberg here, internet friends). Ignore it and keep banging vapid floozies who I don't connect with or care about? Make unrequited album with cryptic title that only she would get?! It's getting bad. I should be over this but I'm not. I think about it every day, no matter how happy, sad, tired or busy I am, I still think about her. Makes me sound pathetic, but, I can't remember what it is to feel comfort in someone's embrace and to know that they are there for you - That walked out the door a while ago. Since then, girls with drug problems, daddy issues and personalities of wet cloth. My life has become this dirty vegas video. After reading this, my problems seem vastly more trivial. Try upgrading online with your wife's info? I would offer to take you out for a drink to ease your stress, but I may end up trying to have sex with you or crying about my white-boy problems. Hope it all calms down and you get to enjoy the pleasures of being a family man.
  14. Lol, what an odd situation. It's like he gave you a gold tablet with his resume engraved on it. I'd be disappointed in you too lol
  15. I've been high out of my gorde for about 24 straight hours at this point. Work bathroom selfie (notice the weed pic) Shame Shame Shame
  16. NO DON'T- Zuckerberg gon' come break ur legz He's a monster.
  17. To the (likely) Seattle-area WATMMer with the hipster-handlebar mustache ironically wearing a burzum shirt. I took a picture of you because you look like a tool. Sadly you yelled at me. You are a tool.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I thought about moving to Seattle, but changed my mind. Now this confirms that mind change.

  18. [hot-dogging intensifies] Oh MC, exposing cleavage to the hoards of watmm- you truly are an agent of chaos.
  19. Abandon window has the ability to bring tears of such mixed emotion, there is laughter involved. Beautiful tracks indeed
  20. Because you are a movie champion Because you enjoy poorly written, straight to DVD movies
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