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    Fecopalypse II A neo-Nazi throws poop at a counter-protester during an alt-right rally in Buttfuckville. Then counter-protesters hurl poop back at the neo-Nazis. Then a UFO hovers overhead, as everyone stops what they are doing for about ten seconds to gaze up at the UFO. Then the UFO diahrreas on the whole city, and announces in an alien language over a megaphone what a bunch of dumbshits humans are.
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    oh shit there's a horse in the hospital

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    That option wasn't on the ballot tho... But yeah, we were gonna get screwed regardless
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    I'm curious; what was the pork substitute?
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    lol. She goes thru butter in her cooking like nobody's business. I couldn't compete with that.
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    Pulling the victim card again? What's next, he writes his own Mein Kampf? Insecure twat.
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    Another Russian cooking venture. Just made my own blini (thin pancakes) for the first time. And was able to successfully do the air flip on half of them, but burnt my wrist with hot melted butter during one of the flips. Also found out that said blini with sour cream and black lumpfish caviar on top is fucking delicious - way better than I expected.
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    moneh & ohl popeye
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    Doesn't look like I can opt out for a refund either. Oh well, I'll just have to unsubscribe come mid-Feb. I don't think anything will come of it TBH. Whatever, we'll see what happens I guess. lol
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    I think I was just misled by false advertising on Zoosk. The 6-month subscription ended up being 5 times the cost of what was advertised. What the fuck. Should I really be doing this online dating thing? I hate when I fall victim to my own idiocy.
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    (anti-intelligence warning)
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    R.I.P. Gabe
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    He is a dumbshit (Fuck, it feels weird talking about him with the new av. Should probably change it again)
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    Leftover chebureki I made last week that I stored in the freezer but placed in the fridge last night to thaw. Ran out of sour cream, and went to the small shop near my work because I thought they'd have it there, but they didn't, so I bought Lay's brand French onion dip instead, which still complemented chebureki well. And two cans of PBR.
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    What the hell was he doing in Seattle in the first place?
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    I watched a livestream of the actual gazebo rally itself, and it was the same tepid "people are violating our first amendment rights by calling us assholes when we act like assholes" business. People in the Youtube chat were going off about how we were witnessing HISTORY IN THE MAKING and how this rally represented a TURNING POINT FOR AMERICA and stuff. Also they claimed that there were actually tens of thousands of people who would have shown up but they were turned away by a conspiracy between the Boston police and Antifa. All in all it was a pretty good way to occupy myself over lunch. Funny how the alt-right are always believing in conspiracy theories and Antifa bullshit. I didn't even start hearing the term "Antifa" thrown around until literally the day Trump got inaugurated. It's like they'll believe any fairy tale that caters to their sentiments. And instead of trying to defend their cause, they'll simply deflect and spin critiques directed at them in a way that demonizes the left. But for the most part, they appear incapable of independent thought or reasoning. (Sorry for the obvious biased political rant. But at least most of us here seem to be on the same page.)
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    lol
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    "Democracy?" "Government broke." "Understandable have a g"
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    So there's just like 15 or 20 all huddled together in that little gazebo? That's adorable.
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    Obviously I'm not happy about what's transpired in Charlottesville a week ago, but what's been happening since then...neo-Nazis acting like little crybabies, Bannon getting ousted, Alex Jones getting flipped off and splashed with coffee...gives me a small glimmer of hope.
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    The Uncharted Zone
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    ^ "They literally ally with jihadists" HAHAHAHA. What a clown. He just can't admit that guys like him are outnumbered.
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    At least we can take comfort in the fact that the administration has proven dysfunctional so far.
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    We talkin' bagels? We literally have a bagel restaurant in my city where you can order a wide array of bagel sandwiches, or just buy a dozen day-old bagels for six bucks. And they make their own. Plus a variety of cream cheeses to choose from. (Feel spoiled) And yes, flavored coffee is bullshit.
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