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Schlitze

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  1. You are that tainted guy. Bitroast had your balls in a vice and after you stole his recording and you ran scared when confronted. It was one of the most spineless things ever seen. Which makes it all the more laughable you find a voice now.
  2. Who are you to tell people what to do while bringing nothing to the table yourself? Mods, erase this. This is pure self indulgence from a guy who had a rush of blood to the head. He lost himself for a moment. Its unbearable to see.
  3. Jesus christ gonk tuf hi's gettin me goin like Piper Laurie at the end of Carrie right now...praise the demon y'all....dang! Word up. Dawg, peace to Carrie White
  4. Sshh, don't burst in like your breaking exclusive news. It's called a sleeper hit, so you just watch it, accept everyone is aware of it, then shut up. Until you burst in here like a WWE wrestlemania announcer stating the obvious thanks for that,
  5. You took the words right out of my mouth. FULL of gems. WHEN can we expect you back on the snare rush radio show? Not the SAME without you. You were the heart and SOUL, a great spokesperson AND a UNIQUE voice for electronic MUSIC in the UK and Ireland. Can I put up a teaser on my blog that you'll be back on the show this month? I'll take that as a yes.Snare Up Halloween Special starring Phudoshin and friends live and uncut. With special guest: man who collected ticked stubs at Torino 2005
  6. Rain Dove is America's new saviour. He's two spirit. He's also a great philosophical figure in today's world and the muncher of Rose McGowans burnt out meat flaps. Purple Rain, purple rain (lets a dove fly out as symbol of freedom)
  7. I watched a little bit of maniac and will go back to it but it's difficult because the influences are so strong. If brazil, total recall, black mirror, etc. hadn't been made this could have felt fresh but it's hanging on the coattails of its decades of predecessors and there is staggering degrees of familiar themes in a genre at its beating heart must thrive on new ideas. Only seen a little bit though so maybe it's a homage. But even the homages have been done to death.
  8. Motherfucker at work dropping turds out his arse like fucking grenades. Today is the first time I've seen a toilet cubicle taped off like a murder scene. Whole new toilet having to get fitted end of week. Had trouble with this guy for years, think I've mentioned him before,usually the stench and the pebbledash splatter effect left on the porcelain. Now he squeezes out grenades which hit the bowl with such force the scudmarks cannot merely be pissed off by the next visitor. They're not even scudmarks they're debris chunks stuck. On Friday while getting changed to leave I heard the cunt squeeze one out, a ker-plonk depth charge turd with splashback in a freshly bleached toilet. I heard screams of "agghhh, it burns! It burns!" as I left smiling. Roll on to this morning, open the door to the stench of his debris chunks on the bowl that have hardened over the weekend. Cleaners can't shift it with brillo pads, eventually some male cleaner tries to hammer and Chisel it off and cracks the porcelain. Whole bowl needs replaced now which will be very expensive. The guy is still oblivious to the damage he's done but he is getting a warning from management after this and he doesn't know it yet
  9. There are people posting far too much and I include you in that. It ruins threads when you keep seeing the same names replying to the same topics. Especially when they are low level scum who shouldn't have a voice in the first place never mind appearing five times in the same page
  10. Today when I was running down the street high fiving with some buzz words I was getting a lot of smiling faces and a lot of palms offered up for slapping. "HEY" "guys" "Seriously?" "that's" "like" "great" "hello?" "guys, it's jules" People were responding to the upbeat tone in my voice plus the body language of my raised palm as I ran past, they instinctively raised their hand with a smile on their face. Part of me wondered if I could have been saying anything and they would have responded the same.
  11. I also spotted that someone got busy with the potatoshop Please don't post 5 times per page. I understand youre very excited and giddy and have lots of exclusives that are freely available on the Web but try to keep tabs on how much you're posting. Scrolling through it can be a chore. Get into a sport.
  12. You've covered this before a few pages ago where you said there were some discrepancies between the 4 on the clock in the different versions of Beauty and the Beast. Some would say you're running out of ideas. Others say this is yet another example of you regurgitating old ideas due to a fucked memory in a decrepit drug and booze addled old brain.
  13. Close whosbrian, 2 was on last week. It was 3 on tonight! Actually quite enjoyed it.
  14. Still enjoying my limited edition tDR speaker stands Part of the furniture now. Such is the nature of inanimate objects they serve their purpose until I go round the back of the telly to fiddle with the cables and one gets toppled over
  15. Looney Tunes, diatoms. It was always Looney Tunes. If you check my hyperlink you can see that your brain had confused it with Tiny Toons, a spin off version with the characters sons. But you knew that already, diatoms. Because you mined the shit out of that reddit thread. And Hail Sagan sat back and let this happen.
  16. Diatoms, or should I call you Nelson, you have a LOT of explaining to do. You think if you go digging for turds you'll stumble on a gooses golden egg? Your memory is completely fucked mate
  17. Regardless, it was piss weak
  18. I thought that was the most subtle touch to those dark end scenes, now I'm thinking I've missed something. It wasn't the more obvious background detail was it? We have to tip toe round spoilers so even the merest hint will suffice.
  19. funeral smiler and low light doorway smiler being one and same is a detail everyone I've spoken to about the film has identified, even non arty farty types.
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