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    recently I got a handwritten letter in the mail, as in someone actually sat down and used a pen on paper and wrote a legit letter. turns out it was from a jehovah's witness lady who was rambling on about the real reason why covid actually appeared in the world, and directed me to a JW website to learn more. I'm like what's the point of writing a letter telling me to go to a website? why not just tell me the whole shebang right then and there?
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    this is the part in the film where sympathy cards and tiny violins come raining down upon our hero, a la being john malkovich/michel gondry style. cut scene where donald hears distant applause, filtered through running water symbolizing tears. blank skin faces wearing red hats appear in unfocused frame. "is the nightmare ending," he says aloud, before catching site of a dark skinned kenyan trickster in the audience, heckling him non-stop. the gullible, pudgy, white faces slowly come back into frame, with a roaring "fill that seat" crescendoing into the inner wheel of his mind... our hero now knows what he was put upon the golden dictator chic, fresco styled-ceiling, crumbling casino loving 'merica to do. over the shoulder shaky cam now from behind as he approaches the podium, looks upon the crowd and hears vladimir putin in his earpiece, whispering instructions for what he must do next...
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    jfc you're like an astronaut
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    you're working on a cruise ship, right? must be like summer camp...every night line up for the buffet, never have to cook or clean. or maybe it's like prison lol
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    I've been saying something similar to that for years - the constant media/press coverage of every stupid thing he does is largely to blame. donnie's in narcissist heaven, spotlight is on him 24/7.
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    I tried with this album, I really did, but couldn't get into it at all. I love all the old Tortoise stuff, but found this disappointing. the Rock On cover is good, but IMO it doesn't gel with the rest of it. I struggled a few times to get through the whole album, usually turned it off by the 6th or 7th track.
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    because of those fucks in the senate. only way to get rid of a sitting president and hold him accountable for his criminal behavior is through congress. he was impeached by the house, but mitch, pence, and the rest of those R clowns got his back, so he has free reign to just keep on keepin on. it'd be nice if he was voted out in a few months, but can't say with much confidence this is a sure thing. once he's out, I'm sure there will be a few half assed attempts to charge him with something, but those are all going to get dragged out in the courts for years. by then he'll be well into in his eighties, fully senile, and will pull the "not mentally able to stand trial" con, or some shit like that.
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    100% agree. I was being somewhat flippant in my reply to zkom
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    here's how crazy donnie is - someone could show him that picture and he'd think it's real. he'd use it as ammo to go on some seriously mentally ill rant about how childish and immature Obama is, and how he's racist, a horrible person, etc... his supporters would believe it too, and this would further fuel their hatred toward Obama, which then trickles down to minority groups, foreigners, and anyone who isn't white, fat, angry, and wearing a stupid red hat with a heil trump shirt on.
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    yep, if we can get free wifi there, then count me in.
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    one of my wife's friends lives in Shanghai and she said her kids are just now able to return to school there after schools being shut down for almost a year. they shut down toward end of last year, a few months before it all hit the fan in the US/Europe. no online learning option either the whole time. not like online learning is a great option for young kids, but at least it's something.
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    doubt it. guys like that are rarely the ones that covid affects. if the karmic laws of the universe worked the way they should, then covid would only affect dumbasses, drunks, karens, trump supporters, etc., but we know that's not how things work. instead, it gets the elderly, the infirm, and the front line medical workers trying to help those in need. but hey, don't listen to some random guy on the internet. best to keep a cool head and if you start experiencing symptoms, then you know what to do.
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    which is just another flat out lie, as the empire state building became the defacto tallest after the WTC towers collapsed.
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    https://samprekop.bandcamp.com/album/comma I'm a big The Sea & Cake fan, this is nothing like that. no vocals and I like the addition of beats on some of the tracks, something I felt was lacking on his last album.
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    knowing trump, I'd expect him to praise the 9/11 attacks today. "a beautiful moment for our country" or some other insane trumpism that tries to twist a disaster into a positive. @dcom posted a really good article here recently, and one thing the author stated is that trump isn't thinking, he's selling. he is constantly in sales mode, and we all know sales people are prone to embellish, bend the rules, turn negatives to positives, and lie in order to get what they need in order to get paid.
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    ha! melania didn't even bother. donnie looks like he's about to have a stroke.
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    it's infuriating knowing that the big 3 (thanks to the CRTC) are holding the Canadian population hostage when it comes to paying out the ass for cell phone packages. I was with Telus and think I was paying $70-$80/month for 1 phone? and it was a crap plan at that. down here, as I'm sure you've heard, cell plans are dirt cheap. hate to rub it in, but I pay $50/month for 2 phones with unlimited talk/text and 10gb data on no contract.
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    Dune

    zero replied to Jafs's topic in General Banter

    maybe it's just me, but for some reason I think celebrities back in the '80s looked older, probably due to in part to more smoking/partying. that and the fact that a 25 year old back then carried himself differently, i.e. more like a man than the 25 year olds of today...who have been psychologically growth stunted thanks to heavy internet usage.
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    that probably doesn't mean as much to people outside Canada, who have no idea how shitty the cell phone plan choices are. when I lived there I hated being stuck choosing between Bell / Telus / Rogers and their offshoots. that and any time I you use your phone in the US, it is mind bogglingly expensive.
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    still won't matter though. he could be on tape openly mocking all his supporters, laughing at what a con job he's pulled on all them, and saying he hopes they all die from corona virus, and they'd still flock to his rallies and vote en masse for him.
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    Dune

    zero replied to Jafs's topic in General Banter

    yeah that was cringe. I'd also suspect that a good chunk of people watching this won't even realize that's a pink floyd cover. one actor I have a hard time taking seriously is Jason Momoa. maybe it's that smirk he always seems to use quite a bit.
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    ah yes, "land development" as it's called. raze anything that isn't making any money, in order to put something there that makes money. the american fucking dream in a nutshell, dudes. I mean are those beautiful, old, gentle, life-preserving trees making any money? no! so fuck 'em. rip them out and lay down sod (sod company gets paid), fertilizer (fertilizer company gets paid), water it (utility company gets paid), then have landscapers come in to manicure it (boss gets paid, illegal immigrants doing the labor get next to nothing - oh yeah, those are the good kind of illegals. you know, the ones that cook our cheesborgers and cut our grass. the wall is designed to only keep out drug dealers and rapists. the rest are ok. well maybe they are, maybe some aren't. we'll see). oh no. I feel bubbling up inside a long winded leftist rant coming on. watmm what have you done to me. thanks @cyanobacteria
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    they ripped out trees because they were providing too much shade? wtf is wrong with these people.
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