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  1. Candiru
    2 Pack Liqueur
  2. Candiru
    Geospatial Facial Zero Grabbity Twiggle tots My Name is Dick Spinks
  3. Candiru
    I'd fuck the music but not her.
  4. Candiru
    REALiTi is a great track. Maybe her best. She knocked it out of the park on that one imo
  5. Candiru
    My cast iron skillet is well seasoned and contains the legendary ancestry and ghosts of my cooking past infusing flavor into everything I eat. Pancakes all rustic and hearty like the Wild West.
  6. Candiru
    My pasta just got handed a whole new set of parmesan.
  7. Candiru
    K-19: The Widowmaker
  8. Candiru
    The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
  9. Candiru
    Spruce Jenner and the Band of ManHands Cockboggle
  10. Candiru
    iRod Touch
  11. Candiru
    I'd like to see this guy get taken down next to be honest.
  12. Candiru
    He's a rapper from Chicago actually
  13. Candiru
    I was always baffled by how well respected he was by comedians I admire. Sitting through one of his standup specials is painful. I always appreciated the unique character of his speaking voice though, and until I heard other comedians giving him high praise I thought that was what most people liked about Cosby. he's one of the 'greats' that i always scratched my head about (i also feel that way about Richard Pryor and George Carlin and a handful of other "must-like" comics) If you don't like George Carlin you definitely have aspergers
  14. Candiru
    Gone Girl. Ben Affleck didn't even bother acting in this. You gotta be kidding me. She would have gone to prison anyway but hey don't let that get in the way of the story.
  15. Candiru
    Taking psychedelics can at the very least enliven the senses and remind you of the variety of beauty and mystery in life. There is scary uncharted territory outside the narrow road our brains have adapted to work on in our everyday lives. The morning after my first mushroom trip I felt like I had survived WWII and experienced the full spectrum of human existence.
  16. Candiru
    Halfway through the album and it is indeed dope.
  17. Candiru

    TIDAL

    Candiru replied to klore's topic in Music Discussion

    Great, now I have to wait like 2 weeks for Tidal to die so I can listen to Prince on Spotify again
  18. Candiru
    Turbo-Raping RoboCosby 5000 comes with an endless supply of 'ludes and is voice activated. Refillable pudding packets sold separately.
  19. Candiru
    A brilliantly conceived combo of Uber, Tindr, GrubHub, rape, Snapchat, Yeti, and Angry Birds that will make millions$
  20. Candiru
    Bronie Bennett Herschel Kleinfeldmeyerschneiderwitz & Affiliates, PC The Swift Taylors
  21. Candiru
    I'm convinced the gay marriage debate has been used as a distraction the whole time it's been a debate. Banning gay marriage isn't making anyone rich or poor, but they dangle it over our heads to distract us from things that do. And then when TPP passed, the thing that takes more of our rights away, they placate us with gay marriage and banning confederate flags. It's too easy.
  22. Candiru
    Skwerp Twiffle Schnoobles
  23. Candiru
    I texted my weed guy 90 min ago and still no response. Hope all is well. That's always disquieting, when your dealer disappears.
  24. Candiru
    How would you flirt, Mr. Erlichmann?
  25. Candiru
    Lazlo Studebaker and the Fabulous Equestrians Fucket List
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