Candiru
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Old lady cops are better at handling weirdos than dude cops. From my field studies. We could use a normal old lady president right about now.
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This was the most depressing thing for me. To realize beyond a shadow of a doubt that a large portion of the population is fucktarded beyond redemption. To have to interact with even one is extremely unfortunate.
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Remember all those rumors of Hilary having alzheimer's in 2016? This shit IS that dark for real 1984 represent
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You can’t go wrong with them, but I think Ecdysis is my favorite of theirs.
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Ayyy this is out soon
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Ok I was a bit harsh but bad roommates make me so mad
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Just remember that no matter what Trump tries to pull, the New York State attorney general is investigating the Trump organization and can put his kids in prison anyway.
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Yeah but some people get drunk and get into these epic, yet regrettable adventures that are just horrible. I used to work with a dude who had a family history of alcoholism and he fucked one of our co-workers who was just horrible. She was an unrealistic character from some nightmare sitcom. Like, he HAD to be a classic Irish American alcoholic to make that happen and I honestly feel bad for him to this day. Another guy walked right into a fire station and stole one of their jackets, got caught on camera. I’ll just fall asleep/fade away and I’m totally fine with that.
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About that roommate shit: fuck “decency”. Run a train on that ho with that dude handcuffed to the radiator while he watches, crying. And I mean that in a real Christian forgiveness kind of way. They’ll both be better people because of it and if they’re not, it they’re own fucking fault. Seek righteousness and compassion.
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you a real one fo this
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I have a hard time imagining being an alcoholic because drinking a lot is so much work and stops being enjoyable pretty quickly. Being a pothead is so much more forgiving and fun.
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Wow, a cow made of butter Mike Pence's Mother of Indigestion Toadstar
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Are you talking about that basic iodized salt or actual sea salt?
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Juice Priest Eye Urn Maiden Black Saddest
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Tha unflippable just got flipped. It’s possible that these plea deals were done earlier than we thought. He still had a joint defense agreement with Trump, lol. Whoopsies.
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The writing is actually insanely prescient when it comes to today's current events, too. It's incredible.
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Ooohh the longer version of T69 Collapse is even better. These days are the complete opposite of being an RDJ fan several years ago. We used to be like "omg where is Aphex" and now we're like laundering Aphex through shell companies in the Cayman islands because we have a suspiciously huge amount of Aphex.
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Kanye West has become the Kevin Bacon of music
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in Music Discussion
Too late. Kanye 2024 -
This is a naan issue. Totally naan-applicable. A gender naanconforming extravaganza
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Definitely his best since Syro, you done good Aphex. Lots of stuff to hear with many listens.
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No, it's Iain C
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Kanye West has become the Kevin Bacon of music
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in Music Discussion
The Kardashians are the graboids -
What ever happened to Limpy Loo?
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Don’t be plantin any rape trees up in here
