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  1. Candiru
    They are producing the next Young Thug mixtape as an adios to their fans and colleagues.
  2. Candiru
    OK. So I watched Wolf Of Wall Street again for the first time since seeing it in the theater and if someone asked me right now to name the best comedy OF ALL TIME, I'd have to say The Wolf of fucking Wall Street.
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    Wannapeg, ManOtuba Shrinkerage, Alaska St. Yawn’s, Nofunland Badminton, Alberta
  4. Candiru
    Before these mofos go to jail they always get weird. It’s good foreshadowing. Martin Shkreli was a good reference for this.
  5. Candiru
    I think this fear of “white genocide” thing that alt-righters talk about is really just the fear of/attraction to bigger browner dicks.
  6. Candiru
    Fargo is easily one of the best series I have ever watched. I always recommend the living shit out of it to people who will probably never watch it. I got my aunt into it though and she agrees it fucking slaps.
  7. Candiru
    I think it’s just advertising. They could be drinking anything.
  8. Candiru
    Do a rock climbing pic. Or wake boarding if you wanna slay all the FB honeyz
  9. Candiru
    I wonder what Kurt Cobain would be doing now in the music world. He might’ve had a Neil Young thing going on
  10. Candiru
    Oh well, every other Pig Destroyer album is awesome. Can’t take that away from them. Arc by Agoraphobic Nosebleed is top notch sludgery too.
  11. Candiru
    Horrendous are one of my favorite recent bands and the keep killin' it. Death metal that is sorta jazzy and proggy. A slow song from Napalm Death that makes me think they should release an album of tracks like this.
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    I think Jack McTwitternips looks like a total cuck for not banning Alex Jones. He wouldn’t even have to grow a pair, everyone else did it first. But he also lies about how infested with bots his platform is and appeared on Sean Hannity’s show recently. It’s like he’s being blackmailed like most of the republicans in congress.
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    She kept mentioning she was clean. Maybe she was arrested for vaginal bribery as well as drunk driving.
  14. Candiru
    Yeah they were/are funny in their own way they just got led astray, to say the least. I always thought Nick was the funniest. In that video, Nick brings up some obscure lobbiest’s sex scandal like it’s this big bombshell against the people he opposes... but he thinks all the info about this administration is fake or what? I just have no patience for that shit anymore and can’t really respect anyone who’s like that.
  15. Candiru
    I wonder if Elon was sitting around one day pitching ideas for biplanes with flamethrowers when he decided that these tech-bro groupies were just not cutting it anymore. Then he calls his assistant to look into buying Grimes as some kind of weird sidekick/FWB/gremlin public relations companion.
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    Global Putz Legend Of The Hidden Pretzel
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    I was wondering this and saw a recent video where he was talking with Nick in his antique shop. It was entertaining, but even Nick was making these jokes about kicking old lady customers in the cunt and stuff. Funny, to be sure. But if I owned a business I’d probably just not put that on YouTube. I think they’re all just kind of dumb.
  18. Candiru
    I have found Sam’s downward spiral fascinating, tbh. Imagine getting your big break only to have it dashed to pieces by your own delusions and stupidity. And on top of that, he keeps making himself look bad, almost like he’s doxing himself and doubling down on having no future. He basically joined a cult and has no way out. Quite an interesting specimen and you get to watch him unravel more and more as time goes on. Reality TV as it was meant to be.
  19. Candiru
    After the Sky Volcano cleansed the surface of the Earth, we all lost a bit of meaning. In several major cities spread across the Eastern hemisphere, there are survivalist bunkers that have been repurposed to act as independent think tanks for what possible future mankind will best thrive under. Each one a vastly different socio-econimic and cultural experiment that poses a stark threat to the others. But for an as yet unexplained reason, they each have an aquarium with exactly one of the last surviving octopuses. Each have survived for well over two centuries and have been a cultural signifier of spiritual, musical, and sexual expression. Above each of these bunkers is a Mars Rover-like exploratory vehicle with a Sony CFS-W370L Radio Cassette Boombox attempting to draw out a sign of contact between them. It plays one track for eternity.
  20. Candiru
    I majored in harpsichord in clown college and I spent all of my lottery winnings on cassette tapes because after the apocalypse, they will be used as currency. Even lesser Meat Loaf albums on cassette will get you some food that could save your life. Maybe some antibiotics if they still work. A late 80's Rolling Stones album could get you a horse and a switchblade, which would be like owning a Bugatti Chiron and a grenade launcher in present day planet Earth. Truly, the best times are ahead of us if you stay positive and don't speak ill of the listeners in the wasteland.
  21. Candiru
    I think his situation is even worse than it looks. He’s been consorting with MRA/alt right people like Gavin McGinnes and Mike Cernovich(the one who messed with the Guardians of the Galaxy director). Those guys specifically, along with others of their ilk have put themselves on the radar of law enforcement with stuff to do with bot accounts/targeted harassment/general alt-right fuckery. Long story short, if he took any money from them he could be getting a visit from the FBI, as far fetched as that sounds.
  22. Candiru
    Nicotine patches or lozenges help but it still takes effort. And the nightmares! I had one where I got bit by a weird spider and had to pull its stinger out of my hand, which was like a birds talon or something
  23. Candiru
    The building I work in is sinking into the ground because it was built on a haunted swamp. If it sinks too much, we all get laid off according to my calculations.
  24. Candiru
    So what well reasoned arguments are you defending there? You trolled and people got sick of it. Now you’re acting like a victim. It’s a similar dynamic with Trump supporters, btw.
  25. Candiru
    You can debate respectfully with Trump supporters all you want. If they're gone, they're gone. Just don't banish all the people that voted for him and aren't part of the cult or have started to internalize that they screwed the pooch. But at the same time, this shouldn't be handled with kids' gloves. Try to come up with a nicer way of saying "fuck your feelings, you got brainwashed" but still mean exactly that, I guess.
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