Candiru
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Intestiny Child
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Snails Blagged Into Sunlight Coughin' Worm Fishing Cats in the Throne Room
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Kvlt Pastrami Queen Hogzilla Hot Tub Hummus
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Is marijuana use an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?
Candiru replied to a topic in General Banter
Danish hash is some heavy stuff. Not for children IMO -
Is marijuana use an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?
Candiru replied to a topic in General Banter
If it gives you diarrhea then Jesus has not selected you for danknugz compatibility. I stay smoking on the doja like a soldier til my brain's the size of protozoa. -
*Enters thread* *Sees people shitting on The Wire* *Calls Chris and Snoop*
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
The Wizard of Ah's 10" Cloverfield Pain Face Jam -
Worrycursed Currywurst Thunderclap Bootyslap Pastries of Regret
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Wetallicka Werlin Ball Weinmeisterscheisse Wampanog SlammerPog
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ÂßÊ Līñçölln
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Quinoa Pheonix
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Shop, Don't shoot
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Fish Can Recognize Your Face Thrash Petal Forensic Ocular Vasectomy One-eyed Pug
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I had a bottle of 2015 Dark Lord with the purple wax recently. It was dank espressoish mochagasm and 15% abv.
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If you catch enough moths, collect their powder and snort it like cocaine. Lifehack
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Since I Left You is good stuff. But they went off their trajectory after 16 years. I remember some music critic talking about how so many people will only listen to canonized albums like Unknown Pleasures, Endtroducing, Loveless, OK Computer, etc and base their band only on those because they are pushed so hard by music reviewers, and that's why so many bands don't seem as unique as they should. Listen to non-canon albums too and be real, yo.
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I'm going to Berlin the weekend of my birthday with a nice ladyfriend travel companion. Aside from work, which is waaaaayyyy too work-like, I'm having a rad trip.
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A Yes cover band named No
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Furry Neltado Ice Creams of the Cone Age Speaking in Bungs
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I dunno
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Soon, more taxes will be taken out of your paycheck to pay government employees who inspect junk in all bathrooms. Junk Scanners. They will be sharply dressed and have special Genitalvision glasses designed by NASA, using the same lens Kubrick used for Barry Lyndon so you can spot suspicious junk in dim candlelit bathrooms for cinematic quality and authenticity. Any infringements will result in Junk Classes, where you are trained to pee into a special pissometer to pass the gates of men's/women's bathrooms only to piss again with your regulated freedom. You can't piss anywhere without a dick bracelet because you're on junk probation. This will result in more people pissing outside and becoming sex offenders, which is the whole point of this dastardly scheme. The worst penalty is a prostate exam from Hilary Clinton with her cold, witchy hands.
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Imagine getting a card from Rob Schneider when you're in the hospital. Rev up that terminal illness.
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I find the fact that the show exists is really encouraging, tbh. Like, you kick back and watch the show and you're like, "look, people did something NOT shitty!" Mad props.
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I'm seeing these two bands in a couple of weeks. Should be satisfyingly evil.
