Candiru
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Talib Shkreli
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Dork Rinds Magnetic Nipples Spazz Deferens
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This thread is a monolithic altar that the dank disciples can worship for generations to come. It could be sent into space in case intelligent life discovers earth centuries after humanity dies off.
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Right now I'm in North Carolina traveling for work with a few other co-workers. This one dude on my schedule I've been hanging out with is overall not a bad guy, just kind of uptight and more of a buzzkill with his vibes unintentionally. There are other people on different shifts I'd love to hang out with more, because they bring laughs and joy and hell yeahs. But this one dude was around when we were getting wasted on St. Patrick's day and his hidden, real, weird personality came out and he's kind of an aggressive tool, IMO. Napoleon complex. Watching him hit on girls was horrid and depressing because it always ended in pity hugs and I watched him get a fat girls number and he called a married female coworker to come out at like 2 AM because he's so thirsty. Now I can't look at him the same way and today at work I waited for him to come through a door and I jumped out and screamed and scared the shit out of him.
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Daniel Day Jewish Affirmative Action Heroes Snatching Dumplings
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Cathedral is rocking my socks atm
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Cool - where in Denmark? Hillerod. This will be my first time going to Europe and realllllly traveling. It was my goal to go there when I found out they sent people so I'm quite stoked.
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Work is sending me to Denmark for 2-3 months. This is a fucking stupendous occasion for me.
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Hilary's Naughty E-mails Trumps Dumper Latkes of Reform
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Immunity given to one of Hilary's IT bros. She may be toast
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Spotlight winning best picture is fucking weird. It was solid but... It's not even that kind of movie. Like an afternoon TNT network movie.
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Just kidding, this show sucked.
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I'm on episode 9 of that Love series on netflix. It's better than I expected I actually kind of enjoy it. But can someone that looks like Paul Rust even be that character? I have my doubts, as shallow as it may seem. Passing up that threesome because they were sisters was a straight up plot hole fam
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The Underweartaker Rowdy Naughty Diaper
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Squid Nibblers Knob Cobblers Nugg Fugglers Kerplunkowowza
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GW Bush found a portal behind a cabinet that leads to inside Donald Trump...so GW Bush is controlling Trump, Being John Malcovich-style. Or a TV producer is basically Nic Cage from Adaptation and the whole thing has gone wrong and crossed over into Synecdoche, NY territory. Soon, we'll all be Eternal Sunshining ourselves.
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Marvel movies, Anime, RPGs, telling people you know martial arts, etc.
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Show up to the interview and put out a blunt in his eye. Then disown him for being blind. Then staple his asshole shut and keep feeding him pot brownies... and again, and again... and again... And if after all that you still get the job offer just order fake piss online and use that to pass the pre-employment drug test. But seriously. Is he a mormon?
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We're due for some grassy knoll type of shit, you feel me?
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A cameo from Hank would be interesting. I thought his character arc was one of the most interesting in Breaking Bad. He goes from being the butt of all the jokes - a bit of a square misguided meathead type, to being kind of a hero. The part when he realizes Walt is Heisenberg was Great Acting. His whole performance was underrated, unless he got some acclaim I didn't hear about. It couldn't have been an easy role to pull off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZs473OJa8
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
The Royal Tan Bums Gushmore The Grand Booty/Tits Motel Poonrise Kingdom -
It's less of a bourbon barrel aged imperial stout and more of a well balanced IPA, imo
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Don't forget Bad Leiutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
