Candiru
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And she got cucked by Lewinsky
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Squat cobbler. He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the water works going.
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almost spit lean all over my macbook
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
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Finagle-a-Kegel Christopher Bowlin' Fantastic Mr. Michael J. Fox
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This might be the first time I write a name into the ballot. Shit is escalating quickly.
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Bumper stickers and t shirts incoming
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I view America as the cornucopia of hi-jinx and shenanigans our founding fathers always dreamt it would be. It's like a ball pit bounce house on the back of the short bus of prosperity and hope. When bald eagles fuck, they think of America to cum. When you see someone's surname that someone at Ellis Island's immigration office clearly misspelled, that is America. When you do an 8 ball of coke with an Elvis impersonator in a hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon, America is silently watching. If you're trading angry tirades about conspiracies and gun control with a white trash construction worker in the deep south over a bottle of whiskey, America is listening and loves that shit. Get out there and make America happen™
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Distillery Cinton Squirmy Sanders McDonald Dump
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Extreme food poisoning can make you shart. And then a little later, you talk to your ancestors.
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I marathon'd every episode over the past couple days. This speaks to me. *Applauds*
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Lasagné West Pinot Film Noir Fliet Mignon And On ArtichokeABitch
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Squirrely Clinton Hernia Sanders Donald Trumpet and the Antisocial Experiment Ted Cooze Tailer Sniffed
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That Kenyan girl from facebook was really a spy from Hilary's base trying to figure out this whole social media malarky. Speaking of which, there have been times after I applied for a new job, and in the days leading up to an interview, I get a friend request from some hot European girl. Her profile pic is like, kinda scantily clad but not in a bikini or anything. I never accept the request, because I don't fucking know her, and her only other facebook friends are guys from random states scattered around the U.S. This has happened before more than one job interview and I suspect it's a shitty company's way of spying on your social life to weed out potential candidates.
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Some speculate that since he was blackballed by the small handful of textile manufacturers in the world before launching his clothing line, it cost him everything out of his pocket. Most celebrity clothing lines are just endorsements where they have very little input into products, but Kanye being the control freak that he is... Now you know why one of his sweatshirts costs over 1000 bucks.
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Twiggered Hilary Squintin' Student Groans
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
XXX Men: Acocktolips Hail, Keister! Pride and Prejudice and Mommies Fifty Shades of Black Cock -
Million Dollar Extreme's Youtube account got pulled down
Candiru replied to gmanyo's topic in General Banter
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Million Dollar Extreme's Youtube account got pulled down
Candiru replied to gmanyo's topic in General Banter
Streetwear gawd -
If a film is rubbish after 20 minutes do you still watch it?
Candiru replied to tec's topic in General Banter
I imagine Cuba puts his Oscar statuette in the middle of his kitchen table. He cooks it meals and argues with it and everything. It gives him advice on taxes and stuff which just makes him resent it even more. -
R.I.P HUMAN RAP GAME
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Bottle of red wine to the face.
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Once you get that first taste of interplanetary spacegasm, no amount of ayy lmao can suffice.
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American Seagull Aeropissedoff Old Baby The Fap Bananas In Public
