Atop
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yeah that was a dick move. I just really enjoyed the explosion in the factory and the confession booth moth lizard. Lucas is such a dick. Can't wait to punch him.
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yes, and the scary part is that it actually made the film look/feel better.
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At least they made a lot of money, those poor devils. I am going to make a comedy about three friends who are heroin addicts and decide to get their lives in order called "The Withdrawal". The funniest part will be when they are about to give in for the fourth time, scoring more dope, find out they have no money to pay the dealer with and then one of the characters offers up his pet shitzu for drugs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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At least there was some semblance of acting in John Carter. The actors in Oz look like they are staring into nothingness. Which they were. All movement behind the actors looks so fake and like late 90's cgi. I might try to finish it but fuck this film is horrible. Raimi should only be allowed to make horror films. We all know this. I made a promise to myself and the universe to punch Tim Burton in the face after seeing his Willy Wonka raping. Luckily I could not a give a shit about the Oz series. Although if Raimi makes another cheesey kids movie, he will be my next addition to the director punching fatwah. the list thus far includes Tim Burton, Mick Garris and George Lucas.
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Cannibal Holocaust is not scary or worth watching, unless you love animal torture. Fuck that film!
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Verner ist a vinnur.
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tinker tailor soldier spy
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I love the Daughter album. Anything can be hipster juice. *as I listen to Grimes' first record*
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That Daughter version is good stuff.
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hey I hate Iron Man 2 but this was so bad it was funny. So that makes it a bit better than part 2/10.
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So, I think Iron Man 3 was secretly written and directed by the Farrely brothers. I laughed at it, not with it and that made it a bearable experience. The plot was almost invisible, shrouded by goofy ass shit. Thanks for this one Marvel. Iron Man 3 meet Spider Man 3, it will be alright now that you have each other. Iron Man 3/10 8/10 for the amount of laughter in the parking lot afterwards, talking about/making fun of all of the strange, oddball, slapstick and awful narration in this vapid thing. Think "I am walking into a Zucker brothers production of a Marvel film" and you will enjoy the crap out of it. p.s. after you watch the extra scene after the credits, imagine it being Tony Stark eating schwarma by himself, telling the audience to go home you bunch of goddamn nerds!
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The twenty minutes of cut footage from The Master is mostly Scientology references. It gives me the feeling that this was the only reason these scenes were cut from the film. Scientology has got a tight grip on some shit it don't need to be all up on and it need to back the fuck off! Don't fuck with my art L Ron! Watch it Robbie/Mirezzi/Zaphod/all of you if you haven't yet. It is all up on the blu-ray. It also contains the John Houston documentary about soldiers with PTSD, so sad. The next film shall be the tits!
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Shane Carruth is trying too hard. Film and great stories should flow from the artist. Not be forced out like a turd. Not be annoyingly complex. He made this film for himself and a few people that will love it for its mystery. I just wish he would have kept with the abstract ideas to let them make sense and drive the story instead of the horrible romance dominating within the film. Bad story direction choice imo. If you are going for obscure/esoteric, then don't half ass it. Dive head first and make Jurgen, A Comedy of Justice the film. It can probably not be done, but would be amazing if done well.
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http://www.slashfilm.com/cool-stuff-mike-mitchells-movie-character-portraits-at-the-mondo-gallery/
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Upstream Color - 6/10
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Leos Carax is the French Lynch.
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so dark, so awesome. much enjoyment has been had thus far.........
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the foundation story and acting both were weak, kind of fucked the whole thing up for me. The demon make up and gore was over the top amazing and I loved the creepy scenes within the cabin pre-demonic overload. The lines the deadites say were not fucked up enough, at all! They should have said really nasty horrible things instead of,"I will chew on your soul," or whatever they did say. As far as gorror films go it was successful, but as far as being the scariest film ever. It failed miserably. 7.5/10
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The Walking Dead - AMC TV Series (spoilers everywhere)
Atop replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
RIP MICHONNE GONNA MISS YS MICHONNE! -
and on the other other hand, pink trapezoids feel space at a time when the people are touching.
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at the end of life of Pi I think he says that story in the film is "what God preferred as well". Something to that effect. Maybe I misheard.
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this paralleled, fake doc might be entertaining:
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Nausicaa Castle in the Sky Castle of Cagliostro not my three favourite films by Myzaki, some of them...all should be watched all
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Tool have many patients now. The new record will be not as good as Autechre's Exai. I hope they put something out that doesn't shame all of us old timey fans.
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heheheh yes! It is worth watching for when the master in the room speaks, in an unknown language, and an unknown subject matter for all those in the room. The rest is of the show is schlagen. FUCKING JUDD APATOW IS ONLY SARCASTIC ALWAYS. Like tourettes.
