Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Since it's 10:30 am I'm going to just pretend I'm having lunch right now. In front of me I have an open-faced pulled pork sandwich with tangy memphis style BBQ sauce, melted jack cheese, and pickled spicy cabbage, with a side of fried okra, buttered corn bread, and a bowl of chicken tortilla soup. Also to my left is a plate of sliced avocado, juiced with lime and sprinkled with cracked sea salt. I have a tall frosty mug of IBC root beer to my right. A giant, fresh, warm, soft chocolate chip cookie awaits me once I've finished the meal. see That's what i'm talking about... that is a big ass lunch, could you seriously eat all of that? i'd really have to stuff myself to be able to even think about eating all of it. *sings star spangled banner* *scoops entire lunch full of food into a giant burlap sack* *drops giant burlap sack full of dishes and food into a massive deep fryer* *tosses in a bag pipe* *removes everything from deep fryer* *puts on kilt* *yells FREEEDOMMMM!!!!!!* *a giant 280-foot tall william wallace emerges from the sea* *giant william wallace picks up the restaurant, and submerges it in the sea, which is actually deep frying oil* *the entire universe magically gets deep fried* *william wallace eats the deep fried universe* *farts the "flower of scotland"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 truely epic. awe inspiring. p.s. i fried something called "sicilian sausage" x3, in a sandwich with brown sauce. fit as fuck. plus, regarding scottish cuisine, who wouldn't want to eat this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 truely epic. awe inspiring. p.s. i fried something called "sicilian sausage" x3, in a sandwich with brown sauce. fit as fuck. plus, regarding scottish cuisine, who wouldn't want to eat this: it looks like they didnt even bother taking the wrapper off first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Is that one of those fried Mars bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 what's fo lunch yo ? This sucka can't quite figger it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Since it's 10:30 am I'm going to just pretend I'm having lunch right now. In front of me I have an open-faced pulled pork sandwich with tangy memphis style BBQ sauce, melted jack cheese, and pickled spicy cabbage, with a side of fried okra, buttered corn bread, and a bowl of chicken tortilla soup. Also to my left is a plate of sliced avocado, juiced with lime and sprinkled with cracked sea salt. I have a tall frosty mug of IBC root beer to my right. A giant, fresh, warm, soft chocolate chip cookie awaits me once I've finished the meal. see That's what i'm talking about... that is a big ass lunch, could you seriously eat all of that? i'd really have to stuff myself to be able to even think about eating all of it. *sings star spangled banner* *scoops entire lunch full of food into a giant burlap sack* *drops giant burlap sack full of dishes and food into a massive deep fryer* *tosses in a bag pipe* *removes everything from deep fryer* *puts on kilt* *yells FREEEDOMMMM!!!!!!* *a giant 280-foot tall william wallace emerges from the sea* *giant william wallace picks up the restaurant, and submerges it in the sea, which is actually deep frying oil* *the entire universe magically gets deep fried* *william wallace eats the deep fried universe* *farts the "flower of scotland"* lols. man your lunch just sounded so damn american... sounds good though. proper fine scottish cuisine (our seafood, venison and game) can't be beaten though. world renowned. seriously. LUNCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 had a pork sandwich with bacon and roasted apple slices on ciabatta with some greens as well. 6/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Once again I enjoyed no lunch with a light side-salad of no money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 mmmmm instead of soup and fruit i chose a vietnamese chicken sandwich purchased on the street, complete with special bbq sauce, carrots, cilantro, onion, and chicken on a small hoagie bun 5/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Town B Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 1. .25 lbs of raw almonds 2. avocado, cut in half and eaten with a spoon 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 listen to some of these fags eating apples and apricots for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 2. avocado, cut in half and eaten with a spoon i was doing this the day before this thread was made, and the day before that. sea salt and a splash of white wine vinegar.. i know lime is good but whatever, i like vinegar i was also having horse meat sandwiches (with tomato and all that jazz), never eaten horse before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tronicphace Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Oversized slice of sausage pizza burnt to a crisp, and an egg salad sandwich with lettuce on sourdough bread. I eat salad-eaters for breakfast, by the way. pansies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 UPDATE: I ended up not having the meatloaf, and instead opted for pizza - one slice of supreme pizza, and one slice of sausage/pepperoni/mushroom. 3/5 - I also was a bit miffed the raised the prices on their slices - now it costs 6.00 for two slices (tax included) whereas before it was only 5.40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 i had the other half of my footlong from yesterday. just for the record, i havent pewped since thursday :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 i had the other half of my footlong from yesterday. just for the record, i havent pewped since thursday :0 SINCE THURSDAY!?!? :omg: My God, man - you're gonna shatter the bowl when you finally let that chocolate freight train loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 i know. this is quite unusual for me. quite unusual indeed. my belly is all distended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 bapao with magno chutney, 3/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 i know. this is quite unusual for me. quite unusual indeed. my belly is all distended I bet your gas is quite epic and foul at the moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 it's locked safely away. i just get crippling chest pains and sinus pressure every couple of minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 i know. this is quite unusual for me. quite unusual indeed. my belly is all distended I bet your gas is quite epic and foul at the moment... chocolate gas, you mean bapao with magno chutney, 3/5 i always cut them in half spread sambal oelek, or some other sambal all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 chocolate is far from poop. chocolate is delishess whereas poop is gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 that footlong would go really well with some nut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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