Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 match... you mean my shit? well you cant manufacture inspirato... but if it's eventful than I'll be sure to share the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 tried new sandwich shop... less than stellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 more than ordinary? moredinary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 match... you mean my shit? well you cant manufacture inspirato... but if it's eventful than I'll be sure to share the details. Of course I meant your shit - Bowl vs. Bowel, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week... then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Fred - have a steak and a glass of wine tonight ( the old "Reset Button Technique" ) my lunch was terrible how can an Italian fuck up an Italian sub ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I just rocked a meatball sub for rosatis, the meatballs were the size of tennis balls and the bread was fresh and crunchy. There was melted cheese included but I couldn't specifically locate it. The sauce was sublime. 8.3/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week... then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata... yeah it's hard to fathom.. actually i think i'm about to go get rid of it right now, i think the time has come. but i did this to myself you see. i'd had a few xanax bars and that'll plug you right up. i'm really quite fearful the damage i'm about to potentially go do to myself.... but then it wanes when i think about and i dont have to go. it waxes and it wanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week... then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata... yeah it's hard to fathom.. actually i think i'm about to go get rid of it right now, i think the time has come. but i did this to myself you see. i'd had a few xanax bars and that'll plug you right up. i'm really quite fearful the damage i'm about to potentially go do to myself.... but then it wanes when i think about and i dont have to go. it waxes and it wanes. If you can manage, I would recommend doing it when you get home - because there will be blood. And you might cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 * wonders why the guy who invented the Reset Button Technique hasn't hit the Reset Button * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 There Will Be Blood that's going to be name of the short story yeah haven't had it yet. and yo i cant just reach into the fridge at work and pull out a filet and a bottle of cab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 There Will Be Blood that's going to be name of the short story yeah haven't had it yet. and yo i cant just reach into the fridge at work and pull out a filet and a bottle of cab "Multus Sanguis Fluit" ( Much Blood Will Flow) is probably the only phrase I remember from 8 years of Latin. * reaches into work fridge * * pulls out Bordeaux and a thick Delmonico* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 *reaches into work fridge* *pulls out the lunch of a fat, cat-owning, single, 40-something woman* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 *pulls out the lunch of a fat, cat-owning, single, 40-something woman* muller rice galaxy cake bar deep fried sadness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 ...ugh... you guys... I've stopped putting sugar in my coffee, and... well, I just don't use sugar no more. Fucking hell. My stomach is going crazy. There's some sort of detox-thingie going on inside of me... Shit... literally speaking. ...Diarrhea, fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Had Mexican food at a restaurant right after seeing Indiana Jones - had chicken fajitas. Not bad, chicken could have used a bit more marination/seasoning. 3/5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 so i pooped and yes there was blood, and plenty of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 oh my lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 WELL??? Damn, I've rubbed myself raw again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 lol, I think its possible you've actually got some kind of scattish tendencies there joyrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm out of here at noon today, so lunch consists of; almond chocolate bar, yogurt, coke. Fuck yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 lol, I think its possible you've actually got some kind of scattish tendencies there joyrex. FFS man, I'm KIDDING. I've got a really weak stomach when it comes to stuff like that - no way I'd be able to do scat stuff... even if I wanted to in the first place! Naw, I just like hearing a good McGriff Poop Fable™. Doesn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Naw, I just like hearing a good McGriff Poop Fable™. Doesn't everyone? I would say you're fucked up if you dont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 its title was lol enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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